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Your hosts: Chris, Phil, and Derek

These monthly monsters are chock-full of geekiness, bizarre tangents, and updates on our various projects.

Wanna be a part of it? Of course you do! E-mail us a question about the site, or just life in general, and we will probably answer in the next podcast!

Are you an audio-phobe but a video-phile? Check out our video podcasts!

January 28, 2018 - Milkless Jude | 2 hr. 55 min.
New year new podcast! After braving the death cure, we sit down to talk phone woes, YouTube woes, fireworks woes, and Andy Serkis woes. We also still can't get away from talking about Dragonball AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
December 28, 2017 - Hard Projections | 2 hr. 31 min.
It's the end of another Can of Nothing year, and we celebrate by doing absolutely nothing different! We have The Great Oakley Debate! We have The Great Theory/Hypothesis Discussion! We break down all the best scenes from The Last Jedi! Jude talks about his sick t-shirt collection! Chris talks about his sick jacket collection! Be sure to listen to the end for Jude's final words of wisdom for 2017! Profound!
November 18, 2017 - Pigs (Three Different Ones) | 3 hr. 9 min.
Video | Audio
Three hours for the three months we didn't podcast! It's also the return of the piggy-cast! Watch three pigs pig out on some pig! Chris eats pig! Jude eats pig! Phil eats pig! We talk about eating pig! We watch each other eat pig! PIG!
August 20, 2017 - Can't Catch Me! | 2 hr. 5 min.
I dunno, we had Krispy Kreme, deal with it!
July 28, 2017 - Nimrod | 2 hr. 9 min.
Ugh, two podcasts in one month?! But it's urgent, because Phil has some exciting news from the world of IMAX films! Get your Patreon money ready! We also pay tribute to Chester B. Pearson and his amazing Dragonball music videos, discuss new MOBA characters, Kristoffer Nolaan's new film Dunkwall, Country punk band Motorhead, and Jude caps it all off with some final words of wisdom to live by. Get your notebooks ready because you won't want to forget this one!
July 1, 2017 - Nimrod | 2 hr. 18 min.
It's been HOW LONG since we did a podcast?! Do we even remember how to do it?! Does it affect our ability to remember obscure characters from a 1990s cartoon?!
March 31, 2017 - Brought To You By Krispy Kreme | 3 hr.
Eat at Krispy Kreme! Find the Zeo crystals! Save the day! In this podcast, we pay homage to corporate sponsors Krispy Kreme for their soft donut goodness. Oh, and we talk about Dragonball Z in great lengths again. Can't forget to talk about Dragonball Z. Oh, and Power Rangers, Iron Fist, other Netflix shows, Beauty and the Beast, Bane impressions. What year is this?!
February 16, 2017 - Crouching Tiger Hidden Children | 2 hr. 10 min
It's the first podcast of the new year! The CHINESE new year! The one that matters! In this podcast we learn some crazy secrets from Phil, discuss Dragonball YET AGAIN (when will it end?!), talk disppointing movies, our possible millions of YouTube dollars, and Chris reveals his updated Star Wars Episode VIII theory!
December 25, 2016 - Trump lol | 2 hr. 26 min
We got so caught up in all the world news that we totally forgot to do a podcast last month! But we're totally back on Christmas day! It's time to keep things totally topical! Jude is totally racist! Planet of the Apes is totally awesome! Game group is totally legit! Final Fantasy XV is totally not bad! The OA is totally bad! At the end! Yaddle is totally real and is totally a Jedi Master on the Jedi Council look it up BRAHHHHH! We also count down all the totally rad stuff of this year!
October 25, 2016 - Zoo Idiot | 2 hr. 20 min
Video | Audio
We took a two month break from podcasting, but have come back stronger and richer than ever! And in video form! And classic audio form! Jude recounts his days watching captive animals! Chris makes a melon buddy at the supermarket! Phil outlines his new Patreon thing! We discuss all the latest shows like Luke Cage, Stranger Things and Game of Thrones! SELLOUTS ALL OF YOU!!! If we spoil The Matrix WE'RE SORRY UGGGGGGH.
July 31, 2016 - Perfect Man, Big Rectangle | 2 hr. 14 min
Come chill with the gang on a hot summer day! In this podcast we don't talk about Pokemon Go, we don't talk about the new Ghostbusters film, and we definitely don't talk about Life is Strange because SOMEBODY didn't want us to spoil it since he hadn't finished the game yet. UGH.
May 30, 2016 - Business Proposition | 2 hr. 9 min
It's an ice cream party! Ice cream sandwiches! Ice cream filled popsicles! Ice cream cones that taste like bubblegum! And regular popsicles! Gross! All that cold ice cream also give Jude and Phil inspiration for a new frozen product. Check out the podcast for their pitch!
May 30, 2016 - Sick, Dawg | 2 hr. 7 min
In this podcast, learn the secrets of head shaving! Extensive Dragonball discussions (for the thousandth time)! YouTube tips and tricks! Vampires from above! We've got it all!
April 30, 2016 - Classic Jude | 1 hr. 48 min
YouTube Video
It's a Skype/desktop recording podcast! Technology! Jude joins us for his first "online" podcast, and we get a treat of not just one, but two Judes! It's a blast from the past! We also discuss some recent awful movies, some recent awesome games, some recent forgettable Can of Nothing videos, and NOTHING ELSE. This was simultaneously live streamed on Twitch, so we also play some games and provide some hot tips and tricks!
February 29, 2016 - I'm Not Black | 2 hr. 5 min
Our very first leap year podcast! And we mess it up! This month we finally fill up the SD card in our recorder, and it happens in the middle of the podcast! Intermission time! Then we come back stronger than ever, and super full from eating a meal first. We probably talk about some stuff like our latest Let's Play, our new internship opening, and Chris' upcoming money issues. Fun!
January 31, 2016 - Podcast #115 | 2 hr. 46 min
It's the first podcast of the year, and we start it off with a BANG! In this podcast, we discuss all of our future endeavours in the world of global media licensing, and teach you, yes YOU, how you can do the same through proper legal channels! Exciting! 2016 is looking to be a standout year for the community at large!
December 29, 2015 - Boyhood Streak | 2 hr. 21 min.
It's the final podcast of 2015! We count down all of our favourite stuff of the year, put a ban on podcast chewing, and slowly wake up Chris from his food slumber. We also talk about Star Wars: The Force Awakens and all of our favourite theories, so if you haven't seen it yet just close your eyes!
November 22, 2015 - Peaches and Cream | 2 hr. 10 min.
This month we gag on the gross sounds of chewing for more than 20 minutes. GROSS. Ugh. Don't even listen to this one. Or skip the beginning. We talk about Star Wars Episode VII theories so there's something worth listening too, but skip ahead to where we're done eating pizza.
October 25, 2015 - I call u | 2 hr. 10 min.
This month we didn't have any time to meet up, so we once again did a live stream over Google Hangouts! Watch Chris as he reponds to Phil. Watch Chris as he discusses things with Phil. Watch Chris as he goes to the bathroom. Watch Chris as he enjoys our attempts at getting Jude to join us. Watch Chris as he becomes displeased with being the only one on screen! Is Chris your favourite Can of Nothing member? You'll want to watch this!
September 26, 2015 - In Five Years | 2 hr. 20 min.
This month we get into the nitty gritty after gorging ourselves on Popeye's chicken! Fan Expo! New jobs! Zhang Ziyi! Drone problems! Gundam gayness! Matt Damon transformations! It's all here!
August 30, 2015 - 12 Years | 2 hr. 30 min.
Happy birthmonth, Can of Nothing! We celebrate 15 years of the Can in this podcast by doing what we always do: eat sushi! We also find out once and for all what happened to Jude last month, announce some new surprises coming to the Can, and discover the magic number to all things good in the world!
July 26, 2015 - Marky Mark Mystery Man | 2 hr. 30 min.
The streak is broken and we're one man down this month! But never fear, we still have things for you to hear! Stories of adventures in Las Vegas and Evo 2015! The digital book problem! Secret actors in Michael Bay movies! Ninja Turtle movie breakdowns! Ant Man hipster! And what's this? Terminator Genisys is a bad movie? NO WAY!
June 22, 2015 - Twitch | 2 hr. 25 min.
It's another massive podcast! Because in this one we spend so much time watching streams of Smash Bros and League and Legends! It's mesmerizing! We also got more chews! Phil can't remember stuff! Jude states the facts! Chris shares his secret Mark Hamill story! WHEEEEEEEEE!
May 14, 2015 - Lies and Chews | 2 hr. 50 min.
Ugh! UGH! In this podcast we chew noisily on some sushi! GROSS! We also listen to Jude fumble around pretending he watches our videos! YUCK! Then we talk extensively about Avengers: Age of Ultron! SICK! And then we listen to Jude explain in great detail the anime he's been watching! WOW! Get a bucket of popcorn ready, because this one is pretty gargantuan!
April 16, 2015 - Perfect Ice Cream Weather | 2 hr. 8 min.
Another podcast so soon?! Crazy! This month we dip into our long term memories and talk about all of our odd interactions with past schoolmates. But don't ask Jude about any of it, because he won't remember. We also discuss the confusing and thought provoking ending to Furious 7, reignite the Old Boy controversy, throw around ideas for our Retro Anime Night, and bring back some cool tunes to open up the podcast!
March 30, 2015 - Podcast 104: ENTERTAINING?????? | 2 hr. 30 min.
Jude Pinto: BACK FOR MORE????? It's Jude's birthday in this month's podcast, and we get down to business celebrating by divulging all the secrets to a successful YouTube channel. We also spend some time identifying members of past boy bands, learning about Phil's secret love of the anime game genre, and brainstorm ideas for the next Rocky and Lord of the Rings stories! JRR Tolkien: WOULD HE APPROVE?????
February 16, 2015 - One One One O One Three | 2 hr. 39 min.
It's Black History Month, and we celebrate by thoroughly discussing cultural number saying ways! With Jude! Who's back! How many times has this been now? We also bring into question Phil's improvisational ability, and very slowly lose all energy to have entertaining conversation after eating a lot of Swiss Chalet, which made the studio smell like barf.
January 19, 2015 - Nu Year, Nu Myy | 2 hr. 21 min.
It's a happy new year because Jude once again joins our ranks to give us all the latest updates on what it's like to be on the cutting edge of mobile technology! We got together after gorging ourselves with Chinese food to talk about the Jack Box party pack, our goals for improvement in 2015, and to help Chris use his super outdated "iPhone 5" technology. GROSS!
December 19, 2014 - Riff Raff | 3 hr. 6 min.
Merry Christmas! This year we give you the gift of waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much rap and hip hop talk! Also, Jude is back! And he brought loud chewing noises with him again! We also talk about our experience as VIPs, analyze all the mistakes in the final Hobbit movie, and count down our favourite things of the year! It's the beginning of the second season of the podcast, right at the end of the year! Crazy! Happy New (Podcast) Year!
November 16, 2014 - Return of the King | 3 hr. 12 min.
Video | Audio
It's the end of an era as we finally hit our 100th podcast! In this gargantuan episode (that we also live streamed!), we reveal the newest Pokemon Doking, discuss the 5th dimension, have a brainstorming session much to Jude's delight, and OH YEAH WE HAD A WHOLE PIG THAT'S RIGHT. OH MAN SO MUCH PORK. AND PIE. OH MAN WE ALSO ATE PIES AFTER EATING THE PIG UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH. WATCH US STUFF OUR FACES PODCAST 100 GET HYYYYYYYYYYPPE!!!
October 21, 2014 - Books That Rhyme With Month | 2 hr. 16 min.
We finally made it to the great one! As we come to the end of our first, and possibly final, season of the Can of Nothing Podcast, we start to feel really sad and talk about some pretty serious stuff. Stuff like book interpretation, KFC, and the loneliness of a Can of Nothing reddit AMA.
September 22, 2014 - Bookie Nights | 2 hr. 11 min.
Welcome! In this podcast we ditch the disgusting geek talk about video games and movies, and instead focus on more culturally significant literary debate. We discuss the merits of Norwegian Wood and other works by some esteemed Asian author, the true origins of Sauron in Jr Token's The Silmarillion, and then take a quick break to just ingest the smell of books. Oh and listen to the story of how Chris spent waaaaaaaaaay too much on Fan Expo artwork! #TakaJoe
August 20, 2014 - Cough, Cough, Fall | 2 hr.
Put on your beret and sip a cup of coffee, because we start things off artisticly poetic this month! We discuss at length our ORIGINAL video trilogy "The Fall," and our inspiration for it in a fellow named Cyr. We also talk about our upcoming adventure at Fan Expo Canada, our cosplay fantasies, reveal some breaking Twitter news, and eat so many chips that Chris almost dies! Seriously! If you are afraid of death, you might want to almost skip this podcast.
July 29, 2014 - Hey! | 2 hr. 9 min.
Howdy! This one's a long'n, so brace y'selves! This month we disect Trent Reznor songs, deal with Chris' confusions about Elijah Wood and Toby McGuire, utilize Google translate to understand the name of Phil's old rock band, talk about how this podcast almost didn't happen due to Ribfest issues, and once again discuss Dragonball at great length, including our own Dragonball video! #DBZDBOX Oh, we also make Chris spend money on a Fan Expo ticket, live on the podcast! See you there next month!
June 25, 2014 - Jose Bautista | 1 hr. 50 min.
Hey guys, sorry to say but we've been bought out by Jose Bautista, and so we have to spend a small portion of the podcast talking about him and his juice business. And if that doesn't bore you enough, we also discuss who killed JFK according to Hollywood, and debate about the most effective method for determining how many days are in each month. But don't let those boring topics keep you away, because we have a couple of exciting revelations right at the end of the podcast!
May 31, 2014 - No Silence | 1 hr. 52 min.
This month we tackle the bane of radio broadcasts around the world: silent moments! But fear not, we spend nearly two hours running our mouths off about stuff like filming the first part of our ad campaign, the inconsistencies created by X-Men: Days of Future Past, Chris' inauguration into eSports and his plans for winning $6 million, and Chris' delusions of having Can of Nothing e-mails! Keep the dial tuned to this station!
April 30, 2014 - Casting Call | 1 hr. 59 min.
It's a two-hour extravaganza where we rap about our filming adventures outside of the studio, the Akira live action film, the science of racism, six degrees of Kevin Bacon Dragon fireballs, and time travelling Batman! Jude also ignores our call for help, and we re-discover the amazing Gary Shandling and his laundry scene!
March 21, 2014 - The Money | 1 hr. 45 min.
This month we keep it simple, keep it safe. We scrutinize the web site of our favourite online comedy gang, talk about donating to Kickstarter campaigns, discuss our movie industry inspired conspiracy theory for that missing airplane everyone is talking about, and try to explain the confusing timeline of the new 300 movie.
February 19, 2014 - Our Grammys | 1 hr. 45 min.
we're back to our regular format this month, and we discuss Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT. We also talk about how many times we've talked about Dragonball in our podcasts, our YouTube longevity, being internet pirates, our new Bandcamp account, and our track record for always releasing stuff we work on no matter how old or how bad they are! We're perfect!
January 26, 2014 - Technically Difficult | 1 hr. 45 min.
Stream on YouTube
With no time to meet, Phil and Chris decide to do a live GOogle Hangouts podcast! Listen to us try to figure out how to work Google Hangouts, talk about our two (or was it three?) recent video releases, and answer some questions from the fans! Only one of us had a web cam to use...guess which one!
December 21, 2013 - Have a Slice, Jude | 1 hr. 47 min.
Phil and Chris have the Christmas blues, so Jude drops by to make it all better! It's a Christmas miracle! He brings with him lots of pies and cake, and we count down the greatest stuff of the year!
November 26, 2013 - Who Was I? | 1 hr. 33 min.
This month we discuss the amazingness that is D-Box. Have you experienced D-Box? We experienced D-Box. There's also talk about some video that came out, a little bit aboout Guillermo Del Toro, and something to do with Chris' new pad, but also D-BOX!!!
October 16, 2013 - Work Related Backtracks | 1 hr. 45 min.
Prepare yourselves for an in-depth discussion about our latest video Kigeki! You thought last month's talk had info? You ain't heard no info yet! We also open up in style to some smooth chip tunes, curse the work place, and delve into some ramblings about more live-action video goodness in our future! There's also a mention of Subcultured! Try to find it!
September 30, 2013 - JUDE | 1 hr. 28 min.
In this podcast we talk with Jude! We find out why Jude has had no internet! We find out what Jude thinks of current video games! We find out what movies Jude has watched recently! We find out how many donuts Jude can eat after having just eaten Korean BBQ and ice cream!
August 29, 2013 - The Audition | 1 hr. 28 min.
Listen, friends! What awaits you is a harrowing tale of public transit friendships! A look into the process of RPG creation! A suspenseful, almost believable try at that which we call thespianism! And above all, a lot of dead air. Clean your ears, else you will not hear it!
July 31, 2013 - Empty Room | 1 hr. 10 min.
We've been abandoned by Kaylan once again! We have no releases to talk about! We filmed something but barely talk about it! Harmonicas bring us up to speed! We talk about the best place to make good deals! We name drop people from out past! We envy the pancake eating lumberjack! We discuss the physics of pooping sounds in prison!
May 28, 2013 - The Management is In | 1 hr. 46 min.
This month we replace Kaylan with Jude! Can you even notice the difference?! We talk extensively about our YouTube presence, our favourite genre of music Nu Metal, being high, and why spaceships should not be underwater.
April 30, 2013 - AsianD With Vitamin B | ~100 minutes.
In this podcast we yell a lot and make a lot of funny noises! We also have a sing-along anime interlude, make Chris feel like an old man, discuss the differences between video games, and give a lesson on the truth about the word 'meta.'
March 29, 2013 - Indian Origins: Wolverine | ~95 minutes.
Welcome back to the land of the free, Kaylan! This month we find out what happened to Kaylan last month, talk about our adventures at the Toronto Comic Con, and do a lot of fact checking! Get your pencil and paper ready, you won't want to miss a single detail!
February 26, 2013 - Old News | ~99 minutes.
It's back to the classic format this month with just Phil and Chris entering your ear canals! Listen to them discuss recent projects involving missing friend Kaylan, talk about local ethnic TV, alien time travel cowboy movies, pizza day at work, competing over being the weird guy, and give tips for getting Future Shop employees to stop trying to sell you service plans!
January 30, 2013 - Cool Guys on the Beat | ~99 minutes.
Welcome to the new year! We start off with a BANG by getting Kaylan to rejoin us to give us that much needed "urban" flavour. We also discuss our majorly fun-filled holidays, talk about our Can of Nothing new year's resolutions, and put all of our collective eyes on...someone. You'll have to listen to guess who!
December 22, 2012 - DJ Sicknasty and the Water Park Ice Cream | ~64 minutes.
It's the last podcast of 2012 and...we pretty much talk about nothing! I have no idea what was going on in this one. Just listen to it.
November 30, 2012 - Angry Yang's Legits | ~100 minutes.
This month Jude Pinto comes by to brighten up our day! He talks about awesome stuffed crust pizza, his current video game adventures, Yang, his disbelief at there being a CG Ninja Turtles movie, and how he very politely deals with customers at work! Haha, crazy Jude!
October 31, 2012 - PFK's Chewy Dialogue | ~68 minutes.
This month's spooky podcast is brought to you by PFK! We talk about things out of order this time, but don't worry, we soften the blow with the soothing sounds of chicken chewing! We discuss filming with Kaylan, Windows 8, Video Games Live snobs, broken school systems, and Jude being friends with Jason! What was that all about?!
September 28, 2012 - Withdrawal and Found Friends | ~91 minutes.
In this month's podcast we attempt to recreate a time when there was no internet. We also introduce Derek's replacement: New Derek! We also do a lot of loud chewing. We also learn about Team Thunder. We also discover what the "T" in T.Hawk stands for. We also reveal the secrets of Trashimation Theatre.
July 31, 2012 - Network Quibbles and Timelines | ~107 minutes.
It's a slow start to an even slower podcast. It's also very grim, as we discuss the murder of John Lennon, make Chris hate The Dark Knight Rises, our disappointment with bear Simulator, argue about improv abilities, kill invisible friends, and have some bad and inconsistent audio quality. Yeah, sorry about that one!
June 27, 2012 - Jude's Opinions | ~108 minutes.
OH MAN remember when we used to do really long podcasts? Well we did it again! In this podcast we find out what's up, give you an update about our Anime North adventure, talk about filming outside, secret videos, Battleship, our favourite actor Samuel Henry J. Worthington, and we lie to you. THERE IS A HURTFUL LIE SOMEWHERE IN THIS PODCAST.
May 25, 2012 - Donate to the Descripity | ~62 minutes.
IT'S ALMOST ANIME NORTH TIME! We excitedly talk about our upcoming Anime North plans, excitedly talk about The Avengers, Phil learns the truth about Assassin's Creed, and WHAT WE EAT A WHOLE BOX OF CREAMSICLES! Place your bets for which colours Chris and Phil will get each time! You'll be pleasantly surprised!
April 29, 2012 - Ewww... | ~96 min.
This month we finally get to talk about some Can of Nothing videos! SOOOO EXCITING! That's all you need to know. Well, no...we also talk about Wendy's new poutine! SOOOO EXCITING!
March 30, 2012 - Handling Noise Tours | ~6 min.
VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream | Download
This month Phil takes you on a very noisy tour of his favourite things and his favourite filming locations! THAT'S IT.
February 29, 2012 - Good Eats, Worldly Treats, Illegal Feats | ~64 min.
VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream | Download
This month we reminisce about our past world travels, our past podcast, our past childhood TV memories, our past infatuation with Final Fantasy VII, our past Vita purchases, our past Vita unboxing video, and probably something else but man who can remember everything jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez give us a break.
January 26, 2012 - Sadcast 2: Burn Marks For Mr. Lee and Friends | ~72 min.
Welcome to 2012! In this New Year's themed podcast we start the new year off by doing a magic trick and make Derek disappear! Listen to find out where he ended up! We also discuss the best game of the year, film projects on hiatus, war vet Cuba Gooding Jr, branching out the film challenge, apes, Halle Berry Puerto Ricans, and debate our use of the 180-degree rule. ALL WHILE CHRIS REFORMATS HIS HARD DRIVE. Welcome to the new can of Nothing podcast!
December 22, 2011 - Madison's Hats and High Fives | ~85 min.
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Blinded by lights, it's Can of Nothing Christmas time! In this podcast we discuss high fiving hot chicks, play some rocking tunes from our chests, do a gift exchange, and introduce our newest member: super kawaii kitty kat. Sorry for the clippy audio.
November 29, 2011 - Delectable Swirl-Twists Like In That Movie Charlie's Angels | ~64 min.
Chris drops by in his ice cream truck to teach Phil and Derek about not running over children and how to play video games properly! An old batty rattles in his tomb, and someone gets a game with a ramp in it. We like chips.
October 31, 2011 - Skins | ~63 min.
VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream | Download
It's a spooktacular podcast this month as we run from the monster known as Sleestack using technology given to us by an innovative ghost. We then discuss our long awaited movie Delivery, Joss Joss Abrams, entertain American viewers, and read a haunting e-mail from days past.
September 30, 2011 - Nathaniel de la Cruz and Paul Wong Bring You To Happy Show | ~70 min.
Starry blu skies and wars can't hold back the unboxed wizadry of birthmonths. We stay in school forever. FanExpo was a lot like FanExpo, besides special bathroom encounters. A kind e-mail warms our hearts and our lunches for tomorrow's schoolday. Hi, I'm Nathaniel. Hi, I'm Paul.
August 23, 2011 - Science Experiment | ~51 min.
VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream | Download
It's that time of year again! Feat your eyes on what is probably the tastiest, messiest, artery cloggingest podcast we've ever produced. We also talk about our frustrating film challenge, Victor Lucas over exposure, and have a few special guests drop by!
July 30, 2011 - Captain Potter And The Purply Rains | ~80 min.
Sixty? Time to retire, just like Harry Pottchy. Prince fought in World War II on his purple motorcycle. Low Budget Star Wars saga complete! San Diego adventures, Weird Al in the flesh, and other travels. A special gift! We lead exciting lives that often involve sitting in front of a screen for hours. We played N64 after recording this. Please listen to us.
June 30, 2011 - Pickled Hair | ~106 min.
VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream | Download
Watch two golf pros use their algebra skills to munch on some old cucumbers while they celebrate a month of birthing for man and web site alike! They also introduce the world to special effects star DaSean, as well as MMA fighter extraordinnaire McSofthardy and his brother McHardsofty.

May 31, 2011 - Breakfast Of World Wrestling Federation Champions | ~80 min.
Eating buns of sweet condolences, we bid farewell to the Machoest Man and celebrate a film about morning meals. Buckle your meat belts and open your ears for your perfect friends.

April 27, 2011 - Balut After All | ~60 min.
We miss you like crazy, but it's not about the money, money, money. Low Budget Attack Of The Clones has cloned its way into your eyeballs! New site design on the horizon, set course Geordi. The stalwart tin can we sit in will take us to a future of Breakfast, 3DS, Wii 2, and frightening, egg-sucking people who are actually human after all.
March 31, 2011 - Derek was Right | ~62 min.
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Bust out your Scribblenauts game and summon a time machine, then join us on a whirlwind journey through the future! In this podcast we describe the expected future of Generation Asthma, and predict what a Can of Nothing-centred new world history would be like. We also talk a lot about video games past and present, pay homage to television legend James Lipton, and introduce you all to a new video technology that widens the screen without the use of any batteries or wires. The future is now!
February 28, 2011 - Filipino History Minute | ~60 min.
"It's stupid... but I love it."
January 27, 2011 - Marmaduke Fan Club Chatroom | ~85 min.
We only talk about Marmaduke in this podcast. Marmaduke Tron, Marmaduke Camera Equipment, Marmaduke New Year, Marmaduke Metroid Other M. The M stands for Marmaduke.
December 30, 2010 - Sick, Terrible and Groggy | ~32 min.
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This month Phil ends the Can of Nothing year by taking you on an adventure to a land of fluffy stuffed animals and mysterious wonders of the world. But it's sensory overload, as his mind isn't able to concentrate on podcast topics! Also experience The Sickness and its deteriorating effect on his mind, body and will, resulting in a less-than-stellar podcast.
November 20, 2010 - Nosebleed Section | ~56 min.
VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream | Download
Merry Christmas from The Can of Nothing! In this podcast we celebrate the best holiday of the year with chicken bowls and fighting fish. We also ponder questions of audio clarity, try to get a glimpse of Santa, and discuss possible future improvements to lawn mowers.
October 30, 2010 - ONE LESS! | ~75 min.
We're sad to announce that our longtime drummer and good buddy, Chris Almeda, is parting ways from the CoN. "No one drummed like Chris Almeda, who was a drummer," guitarist Phil reminisced. "He used drums," added vocalist Derek, "Therefore we wish him the best of luck in whatever he pursues next."
September 18, 2010 - Darkness is Coming | ~133 min.
It's our 50th podcast, and we decided to do something special: LIVE STREAMING PODCAST! But most of you missed out, so it really doesn't matter! We got to learn that Phil is a black man (live!), that Derek hides behind a mask of false Metroid fandom (also live!), and that Chris can still eat a hamburger after a hearty helping of Chinese food (still live!). Live podcast also means mushy video quality and audio humming! Sorry about that. We also talk about a lot of Can stuff that just came out that past month. LIVE!
August 21, 2010 - Silence is Crunchy | ~122 min.
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Happy birthmonth, Can of Nothing! In this podcast we get off to a slow start, but once the pig juices kick in we're all guns blazing! If you've never seen a pig in a boat, an Asian guy eat an eye, a cake that actually says 'Can of Nothing' on it, or Jude Pinto and Kaylan Stewart in the same room, you'll want to watch this podcast!
July 24, 2010 - Dennyless | ~70 min.
Chris and Derek wanted to go to Denny's, but Phil said no. The compromise was that we had to podcast instead. So we did. Brought to you by Joe Horn, Javid Dames Marjinez and The Gorillaz! But not Denny's.
June 23, 2010 - Jason! | ~113 min.
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Summer starts off with a bang with Can of Nothing podcast #47! Chris and Derek search for their sons, Phil flaunts his ability to play real musical instruments, Chris defends Tien, Derek ruins the camera bag with crumbs, Phil performs instantaneous transmission, Chris gets a good workout, and Derek hurts Chris and Phil's feelings. ALL IN ONE PODCAST. With this podcast we have achieved David Blaine levels of impossible! 

May 31, 2010 - Phobobo Delight | ~120 min.

We are good at podcast so it longs.

April 29, 2010 - Merry Buddhsburg | ~25 min.

We are good at podcast so it briefs.

March 28, 2010 - Kids Are Dumb, But Salmon Is Good | ~120 min.

We invoked our right to Jude for this podcast! No topic list means everything from salmon breeding to the merits of Tron is fair game. The last wristband is sold, right on the air! Malice in Wonderland. Where to buy sushi. Phil prefers waffles that are square in shape. Podcast.

February 28, 2010 - This Is A Contest | ~85 min.

We have lost a party member for this battle, but he shall return. In our temporary grieving, we discuss the frosty Olympics, even more secret projects, and the joy of fake (?) contests! FOR SALE: Nelly Furtado and Bryan Adams.

January 24, 2010 - Canned Salad And Scrambled Eggs | ~139 min.

We Are Frasier. Bald and suited, speaking of filming DRAINOR operas. Secret "projects". Spider-Man drinking shmancy wine from Flansburg and Happy New
Year toasts from the heart of Seattle.

December 30, 2009 - Vacation Time | ~134 min.

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In this podcast Chris puts the smackdown on Derek! We eat cake! We raise words with our hands! We informally fire a voice actor! Derek makes a mess on the floor! We have a heated debate on the topic of hover boards vs. robot butlers!

November 24, 2009 - Sweet Valley Higha LaBeouf | ~90 min.

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We possess the ultimate opening song to introduce this podcast, and possibly over-indulge in its valley-like sweetness. But once things get started, we celebrate Phil's birthmonth, enjoy korean men dancing like women, and do other usual things.

October 19, 2009 - Mosalio's Thanksgiving | ~128 min.

Everyone gather 'round while Mosalio gives a toast. "To the mission," he says, voice quivering slightly with emotion. "The Mosaliomission."

September 18, 2009 - 4 out of 4minute | ~120 min.

Here comes K-pop and the burning need to assign everything a numerical score! We evaluate Fanexpo 2009, the movie 9, some games, some rooms, some old Trashimation
and our Youtube woes this month! Back to school!? BACK TO COOL.

August 20, 2009 - Clapworthy | ~95 min

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This month we celebrate the Can's birthmonth with Canada's national food: poutine! We also discuss our long-awaited film "Parkour," deal with tape errors, and receive a haunting message from the future. This podcast is dedicated to hockey legend Trevor Kidd.

July 28, 2009 - Optimus Mochi | ~130 min.

No dominant theme to this podcast, just a fresh-baked mish-mash of releases, Transformers and UP, McGangBangs and good ol' fashioned banter boxing.

June 22, 2009 - Changes | ~85 min

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This month we take the podcast outdoors, so you might want to watch the video. There we talk about our recent filming, Neti Pot, Spider-Man, E3, blow bubbles, go to the washroom, celebrate Derek's birthmonth, and eat cake. Green screen.

May 28, 2009 - Summer Love | ~101 min.

Summer and fun are the themes of this podcast! But don't let the Terminator scare you away. We talk about sitcoms, Polkaroo, tons of movie reviews (sorry, we didn't see 17 Again), our recent barrage of YouTube uploads, and continue the ages-old debate of "Ken vs. Guile!" (Guile sucks).

April 19, 2009 - Prometheum Orb Evolution | ~117 min.

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Celebrate the Easter season with us with no intro song! John Cena! Crossover podcast with the cast of Viral Sugar featuring Kaylan Stewart and Jude Pinto! Good Dragonball Evolution reviews! But most of all, CHICKEN WINGS. 

March 16, 2009 - I'm Sorry, Bubastis | ~100 min.

Who is canning the Canmen? O, the sadness of no releases! The sweet boredom of the Oscars! And of course, submarine sandwiches that submerge into our hearts.

February 14, 2009 - Private Talks & Hallucinations | ~88 min

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire! HUH. Energy drinks give us the power to slowly deteriorate over the course of the podcast! Lots of secret meetings, one-on-one heart-to-hearts, bad vibes and good vibrations litter this month's podcast! Also watch or listen to us talk about actual subjects sporadically throughout the podcast! Ending sentences with the word podcast!

January 25, 2009 - Nickelback's New Album "Dark Horse" In Theatres Now | ~126 min.

The hard-rockin' sixth-studio album by alternative hard rocking rock band Nickelback was finally released last November! Why aren't you listening to mind-blowing, chart-topping singles like "Gotta Be Somebody" and "Something In Your Mouth" instead of us talking about Tin Can Alley, Just Words, and holiday-season movies?

December 24, 2008 - Welcome to the War Zone | ~120 min.

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This month we pay our respects to the sleeper hit of the season, Punisher War Zone! Also watch us bounce to some mad beats, sing praises to Smosh, enjoy some birthmonth cake, list our top stuff of the year, and sing Christmas carols! But THAT'S ALL. See you next year!

Nov. 30, 2008 - Barelyontimecast | ~110 min

WHOA HA! Here we are at the eleventh hour of the eleventh month, rushing to deliver our Quantums and Solaces, facetious racism, celebration of people and accounts being born, and OTHER last-minute topics of JOY

Oct. 20, 2008 - CAST-LA HEAD CAST-LA | ~103 min

Hooray Arthurnomics! Hooray other Can things! We are hyperactive and boisterous like disco bar-flies in this 'cast, singing, beatboxing, clipping and referencing Dragon Ball Z for your delight/disdain. Long intro song? That just means more sweetness to CHA-LA HEADbang to. Or skip over. Hey, don't do that

September 26, 2008 - Nine Inch Nail Clippings | ~75 min

The Can crew reflects on the magical Fan Expo! The Can crew enjoys more boy-band delights! The Can crew laments the lack of e-mails! E-mail us. We are sad and lonely.

August 25, 2008 - Close Encounters | ~56 min.

Special video podcast! Happy birthmonth! In this podcast we visit Fan Expo! It's our usual podcast stuff, but in interesting locations. Special guests Megan, Shawn (Sean?), Mega64, Victor Lucas, Donna Mei-Ling Park, Johnny Yong Bosch, Johnny Yong Bosch's "Bleach" co-star, and Jude Pinto join us for the fun! Darkness is coming and his name is SYLAR. So come along and experience Fan Expo 2008 with us!

July 22, 2008 - The Darkborghini Knight | ~74 min

YES! The Dark Knight was AWESOME! YES! But we also saw Wall-E! YES! And Hellboy 2! ...OKAY/BAD! Movie talk bonanza is the main course this month!

June 18, 2008 - One Too Many | ~89 min


Special summertime/Derek's birthmonth/world travels extravaganza podcast! But don't worry, it's not as exciting as it sounds. In this podcast Chris has dreadlocks, we have some jam sessions, talk about Indiana Jones and The Hulk, practice miming, interact with parental figures, and eat cake! Special guest star no one featuring Phil co-starring Chris presented by Derek.

May 12, 2008 - Hisssss VRRROOOOOOM | ~73 min

In this podcast we get you pumped for war against the Huns! It's a big task, so we'll need Jude to help us out as well. While waiting for training, we talk about Power Rangers, Monte Crisco, Iron Man, and give you some updates on upcoming projects...assuming we return from war! Watch out for that loud and thunderous e-mail! Sorry about the first half of the podcast...

April 23, 2008 - Happy Father's Day | ~67 min

It's a lonely podcast this month with only one e-mail...but we find the strength to carry on! Where's Subcultured 6? Why haven't we done anything significant in such a long time? Because we're too busy watching Hong Kong kung foooey movies, talking politics, Friends, and oh man we still play Rock Band that game's so old! "I KNOW!"

March 28, 2008 - Seriously, what the uhhh...? | ~70 min

In this podcast we anticipate the Gamecube's release, play a new game called Make Phil Squirt Water Out of His Nose and oh man I have no idea what was going on in this podcast! Interruptions, topic changing, Jude's birthday, the return of loud buffoonery and a whirlwind of fun! Nah, just skip this one.

February 15, 2008 - Shut Up! Decisive Word Battle! | ~78 min

This month we decided that Chris will be the crazy one! Strange stuff happens when Jude is around. We discuss the two most anticipated movies in movie history, drool over fried rice, dream about TV shows starring Billy Ray Cyrus and Chinese people, and complain about e-mails! You won't want to miss this one until it's over!

January 18, 2008 - Thank You, We Are Creamy With Jude (VIDEO PODCAST also available!) | ~135 min

It's a brand new year, and we start the podcasts off with a band! No, that's not a typo! Just listen and see! Listen and see?! YEAH! Video podcast! Now you can not only listen, but also watch us talk about Rock Band, Professor X, Queen Latifah and more! And watch Phil lick his fingers many times! Video podcast is in two parts: here and here. But we ran out of tape, so it's missing the last few minutes. Check out the audio podcast for the end! What an adventure!

December 23, 2007 - "Sadcast" featuring Jude Pinto and the Censorship Brigade | ~69 min

Merry Holidays! But oh no! Our year-end search for Rock Band was fruitless. Sadness. But oh boy! Jude is our guest co-host once more, this time by telephone. Please excuse the amount of censorship bleeps, as last names, phone numbers, and a pinch of profanity were being blurted out in all sad directions.

November 22, 2007 - Love Letters | ~100 min

One hundred minutes? One hundred minutes! The longest podcast yet is jam-jam-packed with... we don't even really know, but there's some Can updates in there, a new contest, e-mails, bathtubs, and exotic yearning.

October 26, 2007 - Repetition and Regrets + video highlights | ~85 min.

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home? That's what we try to answer in this month's "Halloween edition" podcast! It's also the one year anniversary of doing the podcast every month! To celebrate, we video taped some of the action! You can download it here: GEKI WAZA!

September 17, 2007 - With Thing On Head | ~83 min

Get ready for the magic! The charisma! The return of muscle mans! Kewl! Radio dramas! The birth of a mini series starring Phil! Can of Nothing store hype! We're tired of answering e-mails about Guitar Hero 3!

August 19, 2007 - Theme Song | ~92 min

Happy birthmonth! Hello Jude! In this podcast we celebrate Black History Month a little early with discussions about Power Rangers and Chocolate Rain, talk about summer movies, recent releases, and some other stuff we can't remember because this one is so long!

July 27, 2007 - Throatmania | ~79 min

Two partial podcasts in one! You'll only understand if you listen! We discuss Phil's street racing problem, Chris enjoys a plethora of classic video games, Derek is officially a forest conservationist, and we tap into the power of The Flash to help us blaze through the e-mails! This is a landmark in podcasting history!

June 20, 2007 - Bedlam & Clippery | ~65 min

We're as disorganized as ever, and distort the recording with our loud buffoonery! Phil has a cough! Chris loves Scizor! Derek bought sushi! All this and more in June's edition of the Cancast.

May 21, 2007 - Feel-good Sing-a-long | ~85 min

After several false starts, it's finally here! We actually recorded a number 10 long ago, but because of technical problems, we had to re-do it, so here it is! You get singing, banter, a little rapping, Can updates, and of course, a hot fresh batch of Can e-mails! Ignore what we say about filming this podcast. That didn't pan out.

April 16, 2007 - Apostrophetic Depression | ~83 min

Horrible recording quality! You'll get used to it! Just amp it up! Power Rangers! TMNT! We fire a shell full of Can updates! Chris is back! Derek secretly loves accordions! Tons of Can E-Mails! Where were you when your e-mail was answered?!

April 1, 2007 - Foolio | ~2 min.

Another short podcast! This one simply failed to make even two minutes because of some unforeseen issues. Can e-mails will be answered in the next 'cast!

March 16, 2007 - Defenestration for Dummies | ~72 min

Derek is back! 300 is the best movie ever made! (Spoilers!) Musical musings (Phil would like to correct his error...there is in fact an Eb minor key)! Fresh Prince and the G-factor! Fan mail! Phil eats cookies and Derek secretly loves Avril Lavigne! Oh yeah, and many Can of Nothing updates!

February 27, 2007 - We Makey Big Boo-Boo | ~2 min

A short podcast! Phil is all alone! Where could Derek be buried?! He discusses the CoN crew's ineptness with recording! Hype for next month's podcast! Jellybob!

January 21, 2007 - Bak 2 Bazics, hunny | ~52 min.

Phil and Derek discuss the release of Batman, other things in the works, entertain thoughts of non-comedy projects, and wander off into the usual random banter.

December 18, 2006 - Whispers | ~70 min

Christmas edition podcast! Chris returns for vengeance and brings Jude as a hostage! Artur ghosts around in the background while Derek and Phil desperately try to create some sense amongst the chaos! Jude let's us touch his Wii!

November 11, 2006 - Memories of Green | ~55 min

Another podcast so soon?! Featuring special guest...Richard! No, Jonathan! No, Danny! James? Mario? Luigi? Samus? Link? More talk about the Batman series! Death metal! Guitar Hero! Interruptions! Marzipan!

October 27, 2006 - What the uhhh...? | ~55 min

We lied! There's now more than one podcast! Phil and Derek ramble some more about upcoming projects, as well as in depth discussions about Full House and the nature of sitcom endings, and Mega64 promotion! Mega64.com!

Jan 13, 2006 - Whatcha up to? | ~22 min

The first and possibly only podcast! Phil and Derek ramble on about upcoming projects that are mostly not upcoming anymore.