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These monthly monsters are chock-full of geekiness, bizarre tangents, and updates on our various projects.

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	April 30, 2013 - AsianD With Vitamin B \| ~100 minutes. Download In this podcast we yell a lot and make a lot of funny noises! We also have a sing-along anime interlude, make Chris feel like an old man, discuss the differences between video games, and give a lesson on the truth about the word 'meta.'
	March 29, 2013 - Indian Origins: Wolverine \| ~95 minutes. Download Welcome back to the land of the free, Kaylan! This month we find out what happened to Kaylan last month, talk about our adventures at the Toronto Comic Con, and do a lot of fact checking! Get your pencil and paper ready, you won't want to miss a single detail!
	February 26, 2013 - Old News \| ~99 minutes. Download It's back to the classic format this month with just Phil and Chris entering your ear canals! Listen to them discuss recent projects involving missing friend Kaylan, talk about local ethnic TV, alien time travel cowboy movies, pizza day at work, competing over being the weird guy, and give tips for getting Future Shop employees to stop trying to sell you service plans!
	January 30, 2013 - Cool Guys on the Beat \| ~99 minutes. Download Welcome to the new year! We start off with a BANG by getting Kaylan to rejoin us to give us that much needed "urban" flavour. We also discuss our majorly fun-filled holidays, talk about our Can of Nothing new year's resolutions, and put all of our collective eyes on...someone. You'll have to listen to guess who!
	December 22, 2012 - DJ Sicknasty and the Water Park Ice Cream \| ~64 minutes. Download It's the last podcast of 2012 and...we pretty much talk about nothing! I have no idea what was going on in this one. Just listen to it.
	November 30, 2012 - Angry Yang's Legits \| ~100 minutes. Download This month Jude Pinto comes by to brighten up our day! He talks about awesome stuffed crust pizza, his current video game adventures, Yang, his disbelief at there being a CG Ninja Turtles movie, and how he very politely deals with customers at work! Haha, crazy Jude!
	October 31, 2012 - PFK's Chewy Dialogue \| ~68 minutes. Download This month's spooky podcast is brought to you by PFK! We talk about things out of order this time, but don't worry, we soften the blow with the soothing sounds of chicken chewing! We discuss filming with Kaylan, Windows 8, Video Games Live snobs, broken school systems, and Jude being friends with Jason! What was that all about?!
	September 28, 2012 - Withdrawal and Found Friends \| ~91 minutes. Download In this month's podcast we attempt to recreate a time when there was no internet. We also introduce Derek's replacement: New Derek! We also do a lot of loud chewing. We also learn about Team Thunder. We also discover what the "T" in T.Hawk stands for. We also reveal the secrets of Trashimation Theatre.
	July 31, 2012 - Network Quibbles and Timelines \| ~107 minutes. Download It's a slow start to an even slower podcast. It's also very grim, as we discuss the murder of John Lennon, make Chris hate The Dark Knight Rises, our disappointment with bear Simulator, argue about improv abilities, kill invisible friends, and have some bad and inconsistent audio quality. Yeah, sorry about that one!
	June 27, 2012 - Jude's Opinions \| ~108 minutes. Download OH MAN remember when we used to do really long podcasts? Well we did it again! In this podcast we find out what's up, give you an update about our Anime North adventure, talk about filming outside, secret videos, Battleship, our favourite actor Samuel Henry J. Worthington, and we lie to you. THERE IS A HURTFUL LIE SOMEWHERE IN THIS PODCAST.
	May 25, 2012 - Donate to the Descripity \| ~62 minutes. Download IT'S ALMOST ANIME NORTH TIME! We excitedly talk about our upcoming Anime North plans, excitedly talk about The Avengers, Phil learns the truth about Assassin's Creed, and WHAT WE EAT A WHOLE BOX OF CREAMSICLES! Place your bets for which colours Chris and Phil will get each time! You'll be pleasantly surprised!
	April 29, 2012 - Ewww... \| ~96 min. This month we finally get to talk about some Can of Nothing videos! SOOOO EXCITING! That's all you need to know. Well, no...we also talk about Wendy's new poutine! SOOOO EXCITING!
	March 30, 2012 - Handling Noise Tours \| ~6 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download This month Phil takes you on a very noisy tour of his favourite things and his favourite filming locations! THAT'S IT.
	February 29, 2012 - Good Eats, Worldly Treats, Illegal Feats \| ~64 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download This month we reminisce about our past world travels, our past podcast, our past childhood TV memories, our past infatuation with Final Fantasy VII, our past Vita purchases, our past Vita unboxing video, and probably something else but man who can remember everything jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez give us a break.
	January 26, 2012 - Sadcast 2: Burn Marks For Mr. Lee and Friends \| ~72 min. Welcome to 2012! In this New Year's themed podcast we start the new year off by doing a magic trick and make Derek disappear! Listen to find out where he ended up! We also discuss the best game of the year, film projects on hiatus, war vet Cuba Gooding Jr, branching out the film challenge, apes, Halle Berry Puerto Ricans, and debate our use of the 180-degree rule. ALL WHILE CHRIS REFORMATS HIS HARD DRIVE. Welcome to the new can of Nothing podcast!
	December 22, 2011 - Madison's Hats and High Fives \| ~85 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Blinded by lights, it's Can of Nothing Christmas time! In this podcast we discuss high fiving hot chicks, play some rocking tunes from our chests, do a gift exchange, and introduce our newest member: super kawaii kitty kat. Sorry for the clippy audio.
	November 29, 2011 - Delectable Swirl-Twists Like In That Movie Charlie's Angels \| ~64 min. Chris drops by in his ice cream truck to teach Phil and Derek about not running over children and how to play video games properly! An old batty rattles in his tomb, and someone gets a game with a ramp in it. We like chips.
	October 31, 2011 - Skins \| ~63 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download It's a spooktacular podcast this month as we run from the monster known as Sleestack using technology given to us by an innovative ghost. We then discuss our long awaited movie Delivery, Joss Joss Abrams, entertain American viewers, and read a haunting e-mail from days past.
	September 30, 2011 - Nathaniel de la Cruz and Paul Wong Bring You To Happy Show \| ~70 min. Starry blu skies and wars can't hold back the unboxed wizadry of birthmonths. We stay in school forever. FanExpo was a lot like FanExpo, besides special bathroom encounters. A kind e-mail warms our hearts and our lunches for tomorrow's schoolday. Hi, I'm Nathaniel. Hi, I'm Paul.
	August 23, 2011 - Science Experiment \| ~51 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download It's that time of year again! Feat your eyes on what is probably the tastiest, messiest, artery cloggingest podcast we've ever produced. We also talk about our frustrating film challenge, Victor Lucas over exposure, and have a few special guests drop by!
	July 30, 2011 - Captain Potter And The Purply Rains \| ~80 min. Sixty? Time to retire, just like Harry Pottchy. Prince fought in World War II on his purple motorcycle. Low Budget Star Wars saga complete! San Diego adventures, Weird Al in the flesh, and other travels. A special gift! We lead exciting lives that often involve sitting in front of a screen for hours. We played N64 after recording this. Please listen to us.
	June 30, 2011 - Pickled Hair \| ~106 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Watch two golf pros use their algebra skills to munch on some old cucumbers while they celebrate a month of birthing for man and web site alike! They also introduce the world to special effects star DaSean, as well as MMA fighter extraordinnaire McSofthardy and his brother McHardsofty.
	May 31, 2011 - Breakfast Of World Wrestling Federation Champions \| ~80 min. Eating buns of sweet condolences, we bid farewell to the Machoest Man and celebrate a film about morning meals. Buckle your meat belts and open your ears for your perfect friends.
	April 27, 2011 - Balut After All \| ~60 min. We miss you like crazy, but it's not about the money, money, money. Low Budget Attack Of The Clones has cloned its way into your eyeballs! New site design on the horizon, set course Geordi. The stalwart tin can we sit in will take us to a future of Breakfast, 3DS, Wii 2, and frightening, egg-sucking people who are actually human after all.
	March 31, 2011 - Derek was Right \| ~62 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Bust out your Scribblenauts game and summon a time machine, then join us on a whirlwind journey through the future! In this podcast we describe the expected future of Generation Asthma, and predict what a Can of Nothing-centred new world history would be like. We also talk a lot about video games past and present, pay homage to television legend James Lipton, and introduce you all to a new video technology that widens the screen without the use of any batteries or wires. The future is now!
	February 28, 2011 - Filipino History Minute \| ~60 min. "It's stupid... but I love it."
	January 27, 2011 - Marmaduke Fan Club Chatroom \| ~85 min. We only talk about Marmaduke in this podcast. Marmaduke Tron, Marmaduke Camera Equipment, Marmaduke New Year, Marmaduke Metroid Other M. The M stands for Marmaduke.
	December 30, 2010 - Sick, Terrible and Groggy \| ~32 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \|Download This month Phil ends the Can of Nothing year by taking you on an adventure to a land of fluffy stuffed animals and mysterious wonders of the world. But it's sensory overload, as his mind isn't able to concentrate on podcast topics! Also experience The Sickness and its deteriorating effect on his mind, body and will, resulting in a less-than-stellar podcast.
	November 20, 2010 - Nosebleed Section \| ~56 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Merry Christmas from The Can of Nothing! In this podcast we celebrate the best holiday of the year with chicken bowls and fighting fish. We also ponder questions of audio clarity, try to get a glimpse of Santa, and discuss possible future improvements to lawn mowers.
	October 30, 2010 - ONE LESS! \| ~75 min. We're sad to announce that our longtime drummer and good buddy, Chris Almeda, is parting ways from the CoN. "No one drummed like Chris Almeda, who was a drummer," guitarist Phil reminisced. "He used drums," added vocalist Derek, "Therefore we wish him the best of luck in whatever he pursues next."
	September 18, 2010 - Darkness is Coming \| ~133 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream It's our 50th podcast, and we decided to do something special: LIVE STREAMING PODCAST! But most of you missed out, so it really doesn't matter! We got to learn that Phil is a black man (live!), that Derek hides behind a mask of false Metroid fandom (also live!), and that Chris can still eat a hamburger after a hearty helping of Chinese food (still live!). Live podcast also means mushy video quality and audio humming! Sorry about that. We also talk about a lot of Can stuff that just came out that past month. LIVE!
	August 21, 2010 - Silence is Crunchy \| ~122 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Happy birthmonth, Can of Nothing! In this podcast we get off to a slow start, but once the pig juices kick in we're all guns blazing! If you've never seen a pig in a boat, an Asian guy eat an eye, a cake that actually says 'Can of Nothing' on it, or Jude Pinto and Kaylan Stewart in the same room, you'll want to watch this podcast!
	July 24, 2010 - Dennyless \| ~70 min. Chris and Derek wanted to go to Denny's, but Phil said no. The compromise was that we had to podcast instead. So we did. Brought to you by Joe Horn, Javid Dames Marjinez and The Gorillaz! But not Denny's.
	June 23, 2010 - Jason! \| ~113 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Summer starts off with a bang with Can of Nothing podcast #47! Chris and Derek search for their sons, Phil flaunts his ability to play real musical instruments, Chris defends Tien, Derek ruins the camera bag with crumbs, Phil performs instantaneous transmission, Chris gets a good workout, and Derek hurts Chris and Phil's feelings. ALL IN ONE PODCAST. With this podcast we have achieved David Blaine levels of impossible!
	May 31, 2010 - Phobobo Delight \| ~120 min. We are good at podcast so it longs.
	April 29, 2010 - Merry Buddhsburg \| ~25 min. We are good at podcast so it briefs.
	March 28, 2010 - Kids Are Dumb, But Salmon Is Good \| ~120 min. We invoked our right to Jude for this podcast! No topic list means everything from salmon breeding to the merits of Tron is fair game. The last wristband is sold, right on the air! Malice in Wonderland. Where to buy sushi. Phil prefers waffles that are square in shape. Podcast.
	February 28, 2010 - This Is A Contest \| ~85 min. We have lost a party member for this battle, but he shall return. In our temporary grieving, we discuss the frosty Olympics, even more secret projects, and the joy of fake (?) contests! FOR SALE: Nelly Furtado and Bryan Adams.
	January 24, 2010 - Canned Salad And Scrambled Eggs \| ~139 min. We Are Frasier. Bald and suited, speaking of filming DRAINOR operas. Secret "projects". Spider-Man drinking shmancy wine from Flansburg and Happy New Year toasts from the heart of Seattle.
	December 30, 2009 - Vacation Time \| ~134 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download In this podcast Chris puts the smackdown on Derek! We eat cake! We raise words with our hands! We informally fire a voice actor! Derek makes a mess on the floor! We have a heated debate on the topic of hover boards vs. robot butlers!
	November 24, 2009 - Sweet Valley Higha LaBeouf \| ~90 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download We possess the ultimate opening song to introduce this podcast, and possibly over-indulge in its valley-like sweetness. But once things get started, we celebrate Phil's birthmonth, enjoy korean men dancing like women, and do other usual things.
	October 19, 2009 - Mosalio's Thanksgiving \| ~128 min. Everyone gather 'round while Mosalio gives a toast. "To the mission," he says, voice quivering slightly with emotion. "The Mosaliomission."
	September 18, 2009 - 4 out of 4minute \| ~120 min. Here comes K-pop and the burning need to assign everything a numerical score! We evaluate Fanexpo 2009, the movie 9, some games, some rooms, some old Trashimation and our Youtube woes this month! Back to school!? BACK TO COOL.
	August 20, 2009 - Clapworthy \| ~95 min Video podcast: Stream \| Download This month we celebrate the Can's birthmonth with Canada's national food: poutine! We also discuss our long-awaited film "Parkour," deal with tape errors, and receive a haunting message from the future. This podcast is dedicated to hockey legend Trevor Kidd.
	July 28, 2009 - Optimus Mochi \| ~130 min. No dominant theme to this podcast, just a fresh-baked mish-mash of releases, Transformers and UP, McGangBangs and good ol' fashioned banter boxing.
	June 22, 2009 - Changes \| ~85 min Video podcast: Stream \| Download This month we take the podcast outdoors, so you might want to watch the video. There we talk about our recent filming, Neti Pot, Spider-Man, E3, blow bubbles, go to the washroom, celebrate Derek's birthmonth, and eat cake. Green screen.
	May 28, 2009 - Summer Love \| ~101 min. Summer and fun are the themes of this podcast! But don't let the Terminator scare you away. We talk about sitcoms, Polkaroo, tons of movie reviews (sorry, we didn't see 17 Again), our recent barrage of YouTube uploads, and continue the ages-old debate of "Ken vs. Guile!" (Guile sucks).
	April 19, 2009 - Prometheum Orb Evolution \| ~117 min. Video podcast also available: Stream \| Download Celebrate the Easter season with us with no intro song! John Cena! Crossover podcast with the cast of Viral Sugar featuring Kaylan Stewart and Jude Pinto! Good Dragonball Evolution reviews! But most of all, CHICKEN WINGS.
	March 16, 2009 - I'm Sorry, Bubastis \| ~100 min. Who is canning the Canmen? O, the sadness of no releases! The sweet boredom of the Oscars! And of course, submarine sandwiches that submerge into our hearts.
	February 14, 2009 - Private Talks & Hallucinations \| ~88 min Video podcast also available: Stream \| Download Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire! HUH. Energy drinks give us the power to slowly deteriorate over the course of the podcast! Lots of secret meetings, one-on-one heart-to-hearts, bad vibes and good vibrations litter this month's podcast! Also watch or listen to us talk about actual subjects sporadically throughout the podcast! Ending sentences with the word podcast!
	January 25, 2009 - Nickelback's New Album "Dark Horse" In Theatres Now \| ~126 min. The hard-rockin' sixth-studio album by alternative hard rocking rock band Nickelback was finally released last November! Why aren't you listening to mind-blowing, chart-topping singles like "Gotta Be Somebody" and "Something In Your Mouth" instead of us talking about Tin Can Alley, Just Words, and holiday-season movies?
	December 24, 2008 - Welcome to the War Zone \| ~120 min. Video podcast also available: Stream \| Download This month we pay our respects to the sleeper hit of the season, Punisher War Zone! Also watch us bounce to some mad beats, sing praises to Smosh, enjoy some birthmonth cake, list our top stuff of the year, and sing Christmas carols! But THAT'S ALL. See you next year!
	Nov. 30, 2008 - Barelyontimecast \| ~110 min WHOA HA! Here we are at the eleventh hour of the eleventh month, rushing to deliver our Quantums and Solaces, facetious racism, celebration of people and accounts being born, and OTHER last-minute topics of JOY
	Oct. 20, 2008 - CAST-LA HEAD CAST-LA \| ~103 min Hooray Arthurnomics! Hooray other Can things! We are hyperactive and boisterous like disco bar-flies in this 'cast, singing, beatboxing, clipping and referencing Dragon Ball Z for your delight/disdain. Long intro song? That just means more sweetness to CHA-LA HEADbang to. Or skip over. Hey, don't do that
	September 26, 2008 - Nine Inch Nail Clippings \| ~75 min The Can crew reflects on the magical Fan Expo! The Can crew enjoys more boy-band delights! The Can crew laments the lack of e-mails! E-mail us. We are sad and lonely.
	August 25, 2008 - Close Encounters \| ~56 min. Special video podcast! Happy birthmonth! In this podcast we visit Fan Expo! It's our usual podcast stuff, but in interesting locations. Special guests Megan, Shawn (Sean?), Mega64, Victor Lucas, Donna Mei-Ling Park, Johnny Yong Bosch, Johnny Yong Bosch's "Bleach" co-star, and Jude Pinto join us for the fun! Darkness is coming and his name is SYLAR. So come along and experience Fan Expo 2008 with us!
	July 22, 2008 - The Darkborghini Knight \| ~74 min YES! The Dark Knight was AWESOME! YES! But we also saw Wall-E! YES! And Hellboy 2! ...OKAY/BAD! Movie talk bonanza is the main course this month!
	June 18, 2008 - One Too Many \| ~89 min VIDEO PODCAST ONLY! Watch here: PART 1 & PART 2. Special summertime/Derek's birthmonth/world travels extravaganza podcast! But don't worry, it's not as exciting as it sounds. In this podcast Chris has dreadlocks, we have some jam sessions, talk about Indiana Jones and The Hulk, practice miming, interact with parental figures, and eat cake! Special guest star no one featuring Phil co-starring Chris presented by Derek.
	May 12, 2008 - Hisssss VRRROOOOOOM \| ~73 min In this podcast we get you pumped for war against the Huns! It's a big task, so we'll need Jude to help us out as well. While waiting for training, we talk about Power Rangers, Monte Crisco, Iron Man, and give you some updates on upcoming projects...assuming we return from war! Watch out for that loud and thunderous e-mail! Sorry about the first half of the podcast...
	April 23, 2008 - Happy Father's Day \| ~67 min It's a lonely podcast this month with only one e-mail...but we find the strength to carry on! Where's Subcultured 6? Why haven't we done anything significant in such a long time? Because we're too busy watching Hong Kong kung foooey movies, talking politics, Friends, and oh man we still play Rock Band that game's so old! "I KNOW!"
	March 28, 2008 - Seriously, what the uhhh...? \| ~70 min In this podcast we anticipate the Gamecube's release, play a new game called Make Phil Squirt Water Out of His Nose and oh man I have no idea what was going on in this podcast! Interruptions, topic changing, Jude's birthday, the return of loud buffoonery and a whirlwind of fun! Nah, just skip this one.
	February 15, 2008 - Shut Up! Decisive Word Battle! \| ~78 min This month we decided that Chris will be the crazy one! Strange stuff happens when Jude is around. We discuss the two most anticipated movies in movie history, drool over fried rice, dream about TV shows starring Billy Ray Cyrus and Chinese people, and complain about e-mails! You won't want to miss this one until it's over!
	January 18, 2008 - Thank You, We Are Creamy With Jude (VIDEO PODCAST also available!) \| ~135 min It's a brand new year, and we start the podcasts off with a band! No, that's not a typo! Just listen and see! Listen and see?! YEAH! Video podcast! Now you can not only listen, but also watch us talk about Rock Band, Professor X, Queen Latifah and more! And watch Phil lick his fingers many times! Video podcast is in two parts: here and here. But we ran out of tape, so it's missing the last few minutes. Check out the audio podcast for the end! What an adventure!
	December 23, 2007 - "Sadcast" featuring Jude Pinto and the Censorship Brigade \| ~69 min Merry Holidays! But oh no! Our year-end search for Rock Band was fruitless. Sadness. But oh boy! Jude is our guest co-host once more, this time by telephone. Please excuse the amount of censorship bleeps, as last names, phone numbers, and a pinch of profanity were being blurted out in all sad directions.
	November 22, 2007 - Love Letters \| ~100 min One hundred minutes? One hundred minutes! The longest podcast yet is jam-jam-packed with... we don't even really know, but there's some Can updates in there, a new contest, e-mails, bathtubs, and exotic yearning.
	October 26, 2007 - Repetition and Regrets + video highlights \| ~85 min. What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home? That's what we try to answer in this month's "Halloween edition" podcast! It's also the one year anniversary of doing the podcast every month! To celebrate, we video taped some of the action! You can download it here: GEKI WAZA!
	September 17, 2007 - With Thing On Head \| ~83 min Get ready for the magic! The charisma! The return of muscle mans! Kewl! Radio dramas! The birth of a mini series starring Phil! Can of Nothing store hype! We're tired of answering e-mails about Guitar Hero 3!
	August 19, 2007 - Theme Song \| ~92 min Happy birthmonth! Hello Jude! In this podcast we celebrate Black History Month a little early with discussions about Power Rangers and Chocolate Rain, talk about summer movies, recent releases, and some other stuff we can't remember because this one is so long!
	July 27, 2007 - Throatmania \| ~79 min Two partial podcasts in one! You'll only understand if you listen! We discuss Phil's street racing problem, Chris enjoys a plethora of classic video games, Derek is officially a forest conservationist, and we tap into the power of The Flash to help us blaze through the e-mails! This is a landmark in podcasting history!
	June 20, 2007 - Bedlam & Clippery \| ~65 min We're as disorganized as ever, and distort the recording with our loud buffoonery! Phil has a cough! Chris loves Scizor! Derek bought sushi! All this and more in June's edition of the Cancast.
	May 21, 2007 - Feel-good Sing-a-long \| ~85 min After several false starts, it's finally here! We actually recorded a number 10 long ago, but because of technical problems, we had to re-do it, so here it is! You get singing, banter, a little rapping, Can updates, and of course, a hot fresh batch of Can e-mails! Ignore what we say about filming this podcast. That didn't pan out.
	April 16, 2007 - Apostrophetic Depression \| ~83 min Horrible recording quality! You'll get used to it! Just amp it up! Power Rangers! TMNT! We fire a shell full of Can updates! Chris is back! Derek secretly loves accordions! Tons of Can E-Mails! Where were you when your e-mail was answered?!
	April 1, 2007 - Foolio \| ~2 min. Another short podcast! This one simply failed to make even two minutes because of some unforeseen issues. Can e-mails will be answered in the next 'cast!
	March 16, 2007 - Defenestration for Dummies \| ~72 min Derek is back! 300 is the best movie ever made! (Spoilers!) Musical musings (Phil would like to correct his error...there is in fact an Eb minor key)! Fresh Prince and the G-factor! Fan mail! Phil eats cookies and Derek secretly loves Avril Lavigne! Oh yeah, and many Can of Nothing updates!
	February 27, 2007 - We Makey Big Boo-Boo \| ~2 min A short podcast! Phil is all alone! Where could Derek be buried?! He discusses the CoN crew's ineptness with recording! Hype for next month's podcast! Jellybob!
	January 21, 2007 - Bak 2 Bazics, hunny \| ~52 min. Phil and Derek discuss the release of Batman, other things in the works, entertain thoughts of non-comedy projects, and wander off into the usual random banter.
	December 18, 2006 - Whispers \| ~70 min Christmas edition podcast! Chris returns for vengeance and brings Jude as a hostage! Artur ghosts around in the background while Derek and Phil desperately try to create some sense amongst the chaos! Jude let's us touch his Wii!
	November 11, 2006 - Memories of Green \| ~55 min Another podcast so soon?! Featuring special guest...Richard! No, Jonathan! No, Danny! James? Mario? Luigi? Samus? Link? More talk about the Batman series! Death metal! Guitar Hero! Interruptions! Marzipan!
	October 27, 2006 - What the uhhh...? \| ~55 min We lied! There's now more than one podcast! Phil and Derek ramble some more about upcoming projects, as well as in depth discussions about Full House and the nature of sitcom endings, and Mega64 promotion! Mega64.com!
	Jan 13, 2006 - Whatcha up to? \| ~22 min The first and possibly only podcast! Phil and Derek ramble on about upcoming projects that are mostly not upcoming anymore.

	April 30, 2013 - AsianD With Vitamin B \| ~100 minutes. Download In this podcast we yell a lot and make a lot of funny noises! We also have a sing-along anime interlude, make Chris feel like an old man, discuss the differences between video games, and give a lesson on the truth about the word 'meta.'
	March 29, 2013 - Indian Origins: Wolverine \| ~95 minutes. Download Welcome back to the land of the free, Kaylan! This month we find out what happened to Kaylan last month, talk about our adventures at the Toronto Comic Con, and do a lot of fact checking! Get your pencil and paper ready, you won't want to miss a single detail!
	February 26, 2013 - Old News \| ~99 minutes. Download It's back to the classic format this month with just Phil and Chris entering your ear canals! Listen to them discuss recent projects involving missing friend Kaylan, talk about local ethnic TV, alien time travel cowboy movies, pizza day at work, competing over being the weird guy, and give tips for getting Future Shop employees to stop trying to sell you service plans!
	January 30, 2013 - Cool Guys on the Beat \| ~99 minutes. Download Welcome to the new year! We start off with a BANG by getting Kaylan to rejoin us to give us that much needed "urban" flavour. We also discuss our majorly fun-filled holidays, talk about our Can of Nothing new year's resolutions, and put all of our collective eyes on...someone. You'll have to listen to guess who!
	December 22, 2012 - DJ Sicknasty and the Water Park Ice Cream \| ~64 minutes. Download It's the last podcast of 2012 and...we pretty much talk about nothing! I have no idea what was going on in this one. Just listen to it.
	November 30, 2012 - Angry Yang's Legits \| ~100 minutes. Download This month Jude Pinto comes by to brighten up our day! He talks about awesome stuffed crust pizza, his current video game adventures, Yang, his disbelief at there being a CG Ninja Turtles movie, and how he very politely deals with customers at work! Haha, crazy Jude!
	October 31, 2012 - PFK's Chewy Dialogue \| ~68 minutes. Download This month's spooky podcast is brought to you by PFK! We talk about things out of order this time, but don't worry, we soften the blow with the soothing sounds of chicken chewing! We discuss filming with Kaylan, Windows 8, Video Games Live snobs, broken school systems, and Jude being friends with Jason! What was that all about?!
	September 28, 2012 - Withdrawal and Found Friends \| ~91 minutes. Download In this month's podcast we attempt to recreate a time when there was no internet. We also introduce Derek's replacement: New Derek! We also do a lot of loud chewing. We also learn about Team Thunder. We also discover what the "T" in T.Hawk stands for. We also reveal the secrets of Trashimation Theatre.
	July 31, 2012 - Network Quibbles and Timelines \| ~107 minutes. Download It's a slow start to an even slower podcast. It's also very grim, as we discuss the murder of John Lennon, make Chris hate The Dark Knight Rises, our disappointment with bear Simulator, argue about improv abilities, kill invisible friends, and have some bad and inconsistent audio quality. Yeah, sorry about that one!
	June 27, 2012 - Jude's Opinions \| ~108 minutes. Download OH MAN remember when we used to do really long podcasts? Well we did it again! In this podcast we find out what's up, give you an update about our Anime North adventure, talk about filming outside, secret videos, Battleship, our favourite actor Samuel Henry J. Worthington, and we lie to you. THERE IS A HURTFUL LIE SOMEWHERE IN THIS PODCAST.
	May 25, 2012 - Donate to the Descripity \| ~62 minutes. Download IT'S ALMOST ANIME NORTH TIME! We excitedly talk about our upcoming Anime North plans, excitedly talk about The Avengers, Phil learns the truth about Assassin's Creed, and WHAT WE EAT A WHOLE BOX OF CREAMSICLES! Place your bets for which colours Chris and Phil will get each time! You'll be pleasantly surprised!
	April 29, 2012 - Ewww... \| ~96 min. This month we finally get to talk about some Can of Nothing videos! SOOOO EXCITING! That's all you need to know. Well, no...we also talk about Wendy's new poutine! SOOOO EXCITING!
	March 30, 2012 - Handling Noise Tours \| ~6 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download This month Phil takes you on a very noisy tour of his favourite things and his favourite filming locations! THAT'S IT.
	February 29, 2012 - Good Eats, Worldly Treats, Illegal Feats \| ~64 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download This month we reminisce about our past world travels, our past podcast, our past childhood TV memories, our past infatuation with Final Fantasy VII, our past Vita purchases, our past Vita unboxing video, and probably something else but man who can remember everything jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez give us a break.
	January 26, 2012 - Sadcast 2: Burn Marks For Mr. Lee and Friends \| ~72 min. Welcome to 2012! In this New Year's themed podcast we start the new year off by doing a magic trick and make Derek disappear! Listen to find out where he ended up! We also discuss the best game of the year, film projects on hiatus, war vet Cuba Gooding Jr, branching out the film challenge, apes, Halle Berry Puerto Ricans, and debate our use of the 180-degree rule. ALL WHILE CHRIS REFORMATS HIS HARD DRIVE. Welcome to the new can of Nothing podcast!
	December 22, 2011 - Madison's Hats and High Fives \| ~85 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Blinded by lights, it's Can of Nothing Christmas time! In this podcast we discuss high fiving hot chicks, play some rocking tunes from our chests, do a gift exchange, and introduce our newest member: super kawaii kitty kat. Sorry for the clippy audio.
	November 29, 2011 - Delectable Swirl-Twists Like In That Movie Charlie's Angels \| ~64 min. Chris drops by in his ice cream truck to teach Phil and Derek about not running over children and how to play video games properly! An old batty rattles in his tomb, and someone gets a game with a ramp in it. We like chips.
	October 31, 2011 - Skins \| ~63 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download It's a spooktacular podcast this month as we run from the monster known as Sleestack using technology given to us by an innovative ghost. We then discuss our long awaited movie Delivery, Joss Joss Abrams, entertain American viewers, and read a haunting e-mail from days past.
	September 30, 2011 - Nathaniel de la Cruz and Paul Wong Bring You To Happy Show \| ~70 min. Starry blu skies and wars can't hold back the unboxed wizadry of birthmonths. We stay in school forever. FanExpo was a lot like FanExpo, besides special bathroom encounters. A kind e-mail warms our hearts and our lunches for tomorrow's schoolday. Hi, I'm Nathaniel. Hi, I'm Paul.
	August 23, 2011 - Science Experiment \| ~51 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download It's that time of year again! Feat your eyes on what is probably the tastiest, messiest, artery cloggingest podcast we've ever produced. We also talk about our frustrating film challenge, Victor Lucas over exposure, and have a few special guests drop by!
	July 30, 2011 - Captain Potter And The Purply Rains \| ~80 min. Sixty? Time to retire, just like Harry Pottchy. Prince fought in World War II on his purple motorcycle. Low Budget Star Wars saga complete! San Diego adventures, Weird Al in the flesh, and other travels. A special gift! We lead exciting lives that often involve sitting in front of a screen for hours. We played N64 after recording this. Please listen to us.
	June 30, 2011 - Pickled Hair \| ~106 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Watch two golf pros use their algebra skills to munch on some old cucumbers while they celebrate a month of birthing for man and web site alike! They also introduce the world to special effects star DaSean, as well as MMA fighter extraordinnaire McSofthardy and his brother McHardsofty.
	May 31, 2011 - Breakfast Of World Wrestling Federation Champions \| ~80 min. Eating buns of sweet condolences, we bid farewell to the Machoest Man and celebrate a film about morning meals. Buckle your meat belts and open your ears for your perfect friends.
	April 27, 2011 - Balut After All \| ~60 min. We miss you like crazy, but it's not about the money, money, money. Low Budget Attack Of The Clones has cloned its way into your eyeballs! New site design on the horizon, set course Geordi. The stalwart tin can we sit in will take us to a future of Breakfast, 3DS, Wii 2, and frightening, egg-sucking people who are actually human after all.
	March 31, 2011 - Derek was Right \| ~62 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Bust out your Scribblenauts game and summon a time machine, then join us on a whirlwind journey through the future! In this podcast we describe the expected future of Generation Asthma, and predict what a Can of Nothing-centred new world history would be like. We also talk a lot about video games past and present, pay homage to television legend James Lipton, and introduce you all to a new video technology that widens the screen without the use of any batteries or wires. The future is now!
	February 28, 2011 - Filipino History Minute \| ~60 min. "It's stupid... but I love it."
	January 27, 2011 - Marmaduke Fan Club Chatroom \| ~85 min. We only talk about Marmaduke in this podcast. Marmaduke Tron, Marmaduke Camera Equipment, Marmaduke New Year, Marmaduke Metroid Other M. The M stands for Marmaduke.
	December 30, 2010 - Sick, Terrible and Groggy \| ~32 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \|Download This month Phil ends the Can of Nothing year by taking you on an adventure to a land of fluffy stuffed animals and mysterious wonders of the world. But it's sensory overload, as his mind isn't able to concentrate on podcast topics! Also experience The Sickness and its deteriorating effect on his mind, body and will, resulting in a less-than-stellar podcast.
	November 20, 2010 - Nosebleed Section \| ~56 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Merry Christmas from The Can of Nothing! In this podcast we celebrate the best holiday of the year with chicken bowls and fighting fish. We also ponder questions of audio clarity, try to get a glimpse of Santa, and discuss possible future improvements to lawn mowers.
	October 30, 2010 - ONE LESS! \| ~75 min. We're sad to announce that our longtime drummer and good buddy, Chris Almeda, is parting ways from the CoN. "No one drummed like Chris Almeda, who was a drummer," guitarist Phil reminisced. "He used drums," added vocalist Derek, "Therefore we wish him the best of luck in whatever he pursues next."
	September 18, 2010 - Darkness is Coming \| ~133 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream It's our 50th podcast, and we decided to do something special: LIVE STREAMING PODCAST! But most of you missed out, so it really doesn't matter! We got to learn that Phil is a black man (live!), that Derek hides behind a mask of false Metroid fandom (also live!), and that Chris can still eat a hamburger after a hearty helping of Chinese food (still live!). Live podcast also means mushy video quality and audio humming! Sorry about that. We also talk about a lot of Can stuff that just came out that past month. LIVE!
	August 21, 2010 - Silence is Crunchy \| ~122 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Happy birthmonth, Can of Nothing! In this podcast we get off to a slow start, but once the pig juices kick in we're all guns blazing! If you've never seen a pig in a boat, an Asian guy eat an eye, a cake that actually says 'Can of Nothing' on it, or Jude Pinto and Kaylan Stewart in the same room, you'll want to watch this podcast!
	July 24, 2010 - Dennyless \| ~70 min. Chris and Derek wanted to go to Denny's, but Phil said no. The compromise was that we had to podcast instead. So we did. Brought to you by Joe Horn, Javid Dames Marjinez and The Gorillaz! But not Denny's.
	June 23, 2010 - Jason! \| ~113 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download Summer starts off with a bang with Can of Nothing podcast #47! Chris and Derek search for their sons, Phil flaunts his ability to play real musical instruments, Chris defends Tien, Derek ruins the camera bag with crumbs, Phil performs instantaneous transmission, Chris gets a good workout, and Derek hurts Chris and Phil's feelings. ALL IN ONE PODCAST. With this podcast we have achieved David Blaine levels of impossible!
	May 31, 2010 - Phobobo Delight \| ~120 min. We are good at podcast so it longs.
	April 29, 2010 - Merry Buddhsburg \| ~25 min. We are good at podcast so it briefs.
	March 28, 2010 - Kids Are Dumb, But Salmon Is Good \| ~120 min. We invoked our right to Jude for this podcast! No topic list means everything from salmon breeding to the merits of Tron is fair game. The last wristband is sold, right on the air! Malice in Wonderland. Where to buy sushi. Phil prefers waffles that are square in shape. Podcast.
	February 28, 2010 - This Is A Contest \| ~85 min. We have lost a party member for this battle, but he shall return. In our temporary grieving, we discuss the frosty Olympics, even more secret projects, and the joy of fake (?) contests! FOR SALE: Nelly Furtado and Bryan Adams.
	January 24, 2010 - Canned Salad And Scrambled Eggs \| ~139 min. We Are Frasier. Bald and suited, speaking of filming DRAINOR operas. Secret "projects". Spider-Man drinking shmancy wine from Flansburg and Happy New Year toasts from the heart of Seattle.
	December 30, 2009 - Vacation Time \| ~134 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download In this podcast Chris puts the smackdown on Derek! We eat cake! We raise words with our hands! We informally fire a voice actor! Derek makes a mess on the floor! We have a heated debate on the topic of hover boards vs. robot butlers!
	November 24, 2009 - Sweet Valley Higha LaBeouf \| ~90 min. VIDEO PODCAST ONLY: Stream \| Download We possess the ultimate opening song to introduce this podcast, and possibly over-indulge in its valley-like sweetness. But once things get started, we celebrate Phil's birthmonth, enjoy korean men dancing like women, and do other usual things.
	October 19, 2009 - Mosalio's Thanksgiving \| ~128 min. Everyone gather 'round while Mosalio gives a toast. "To the mission," he says, voice quivering slightly with emotion. "The Mosaliomission."
	September 18, 2009 - 4 out of 4minute \| ~120 min. Here comes K-pop and the burning need to assign everything a numerical score! We evaluate Fanexpo 2009, the movie 9, some games, some rooms, some old Trashimation and our Youtube woes this month! Back to school!? BACK TO COOL.
	August 20, 2009 - Clapworthy \| ~95 min Video podcast: Stream \| Download This month we celebrate the Can's birthmonth with Canada's national food: poutine! We also discuss our long-awaited film "Parkour," deal with tape errors, and receive a haunting message from the future. This podcast is dedicated to hockey legend Trevor Kidd.
	July 28, 2009 - Optimus Mochi \| ~130 min. No dominant theme to this podcast, just a fresh-baked mish-mash of releases, Transformers and UP, McGangBangs and good ol' fashioned banter boxing.
	June 22, 2009 - Changes \| ~85 min Video podcast: Stream \| Download This month we take the podcast outdoors, so you might want to watch the video. There we talk about our recent filming, Neti Pot, Spider-Man, E3, blow bubbles, go to the washroom, celebrate Derek's birthmonth, and eat cake. Green screen.
	May 28, 2009 - Summer Love \| ~101 min. Summer and fun are the themes of this podcast! But don't let the Terminator scare you away. We talk about sitcoms, Polkaroo, tons of movie reviews (sorry, we didn't see 17 Again), our recent barrage of YouTube uploads, and continue the ages-old debate of "Ken vs. Guile!" (Guile sucks).
	April 19, 2009 - Prometheum Orb Evolution \| ~117 min. Video podcast also available: Stream \| Download Celebrate the Easter season with us with no intro song! John Cena! Crossover podcast with the cast of Viral Sugar featuring Kaylan Stewart and Jude Pinto! Good Dragonball Evolution reviews! But most of all, CHICKEN WINGS.
	March 16, 2009 - I'm Sorry, Bubastis \| ~100 min. Who is canning the Canmen? O, the sadness of no releases! The sweet boredom of the Oscars! And of course, submarine sandwiches that submerge into our hearts.
	February 14, 2009 - Private Talks & Hallucinations \| ~88 min Video podcast also available: Stream \| Download Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire! HUH. Energy drinks give us the power to slowly deteriorate over the course of the podcast! Lots of secret meetings, one-on-one heart-to-hearts, bad vibes and good vibrations litter this month's podcast! Also watch or listen to us talk about actual subjects sporadically throughout the podcast! Ending sentences with the word podcast!
	January 25, 2009 - Nickelback's New Album "Dark Horse" In Theatres Now \| ~126 min. The hard-rockin' sixth-studio album by alternative hard rocking rock band Nickelback was finally released last November! Why aren't you listening to mind-blowing, chart-topping singles like "Gotta Be Somebody" and "Something In Your Mouth" instead of us talking about Tin Can Alley, Just Words, and holiday-season movies?
	December 24, 2008 - Welcome to the War Zone \| ~120 min. Video podcast also available: Stream \| Download This month we pay our respects to the sleeper hit of the season, Punisher War Zone! Also watch us bounce to some mad beats, sing praises to Smosh, enjoy some birthmonth cake, list our top stuff of the year, and sing Christmas carols! But THAT'S ALL. See you next year!
	Nov. 30, 2008 - Barelyontimecast \| ~110 min WHOA HA! Here we are at the eleventh hour of the eleventh month, rushing to deliver our Quantums and Solaces, facetious racism, celebration of people and accounts being born, and OTHER last-minute topics of JOY
	Oct. 20, 2008 - CAST-LA HEAD CAST-LA \| ~103 min Hooray Arthurnomics! Hooray other Can things! We are hyperactive and boisterous like disco bar-flies in this 'cast, singing, beatboxing, clipping and referencing Dragon Ball Z for your delight/disdain. Long intro song? That just means more sweetness to CHA-LA HEADbang to. Or skip over. Hey, don't do that
	September 26, 2008 - Nine Inch Nail Clippings \| ~75 min The Can crew reflects on the magical Fan Expo! The Can crew enjoys more boy-band delights! The Can crew laments the lack of e-mails! E-mail us. We are sad and lonely.
	August 25, 2008 - Close Encounters \| ~56 min. Special video podcast! Happy birthmonth! In this podcast we visit Fan Expo! It's our usual podcast stuff, but in interesting locations. Special guests Megan, Shawn (Sean?), Mega64, Victor Lucas, Donna Mei-Ling Park, Johnny Yong Bosch, Johnny Yong Bosch's "Bleach" co-star, and Jude Pinto join us for the fun! Darkness is coming and his name is SYLAR. So come along and experience Fan Expo 2008 with us!
	July 22, 2008 - The Darkborghini Knight \| ~74 min YES! The Dark Knight was AWESOME! YES! But we also saw Wall-E! YES! And Hellboy 2! ...OKAY/BAD! Movie talk bonanza is the main course this month!
	June 18, 2008 - One Too Many \| ~89 min VIDEO PODCAST ONLY! Watch here: PART 1 & PART 2. Special summertime/Derek's birthmonth/world travels extravaganza podcast! But don't worry, it's not as exciting as it sounds. In this podcast Chris has dreadlocks, we have some jam sessions, talk about Indiana Jones and The Hulk, practice miming, interact with parental figures, and eat cake! Special guest star no one featuring Phil co-starring Chris presented by Derek.
	May 12, 2008 - Hisssss VRRROOOOOOM \| ~73 min In this podcast we get you pumped for war against the Huns! It's a big task, so we'll need Jude to help us out as well. While waiting for training, we talk about Power Rangers, Monte Crisco, Iron Man, and give you some updates on upcoming projects...assuming we return from war! Watch out for that loud and thunderous e-mail! Sorry about the first half of the podcast...
	April 23, 2008 - Happy Father's Day \| ~67 min It's a lonely podcast this month with only one e-mail...but we find the strength to carry on! Where's Subcultured 6? Why haven't we done anything significant in such a long time? Because we're too busy watching Hong Kong kung foooey movies, talking politics, Friends, and oh man we still play Rock Band that game's so old! "I KNOW!"
	March 28, 2008 - Seriously, what the uhhh...? \| ~70 min In this podcast we anticipate the Gamecube's release, play a new game called Make Phil Squirt Water Out of His Nose and oh man I have no idea what was going on in this podcast! Interruptions, topic changing, Jude's birthday, the return of loud buffoonery and a whirlwind of fun! Nah, just skip this one.
	February 15, 2008 - Shut Up! Decisive Word Battle! \| ~78 min This month we decided that Chris will be the crazy one! Strange stuff happens when Jude is around. We discuss the two most anticipated movies in movie history, drool over fried rice, dream about TV shows starring Billy Ray Cyrus and Chinese people, and complain about e-mails! You won't want to miss this one until it's over!
	January 18, 2008 - Thank You, We Are Creamy With Jude (VIDEO PODCAST also available!) \| ~135 min It's a brand new year, and we start the podcasts off with a band! No, that's not a typo! Just listen and see! Listen and see?! YEAH! Video podcast! Now you can not only listen, but also watch us talk about Rock Band, Professor X, Queen Latifah and more! And watch Phil lick his fingers many times! Video podcast is in two parts: here and here. But we ran out of tape, so it's missing the last few minutes. Check out the audio podcast for the end! What an adventure!
	December 23, 2007 - "Sadcast" featuring Jude Pinto and the Censorship Brigade \| ~69 min Merry Holidays! But oh no! Our year-end search for Rock Band was fruitless. Sadness. But oh boy! Jude is our guest co-host once more, this time by telephone. Please excuse the amount of censorship bleeps, as last names, phone numbers, and a pinch of profanity were being blurted out in all sad directions.
	November 22, 2007 - Love Letters \| ~100 min One hundred minutes? One hundred minutes! The longest podcast yet is jam-jam-packed with... we don't even really know, but there's some Can updates in there, a new contest, e-mails, bathtubs, and exotic yearning.
	October 26, 2007 - Repetition and Regrets + video highlights \| ~85 min. What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home? That's what we try to answer in this month's "Halloween edition" podcast! It's also the one year anniversary of doing the podcast every month! To celebrate, we video taped some of the action! You can download it here: GEKI WAZA!
	September 17, 2007 - With Thing On Head \| ~83 min Get ready for the magic! The charisma! The return of muscle mans! Kewl! Radio dramas! The birth of a mini series starring Phil! Can of Nothing store hype! We're tired of answering e-mails about Guitar Hero 3!
	August 19, 2007 - Theme Song \| ~92 min Happy birthmonth! Hello Jude! In this podcast we celebrate Black History Month a little early with discussions about Power Rangers and Chocolate Rain, talk about summer movies, recent releases, and some other stuff we can't remember because this one is so long!
	July 27, 2007 - Throatmania \| ~79 min Two partial podcasts in one! You'll only understand if you listen! We discuss Phil's street racing problem, Chris enjoys a plethora of classic video games, Derek is officially a forest conservationist, and we tap into the power of The Flash to help us blaze through the e-mails! This is a landmark in podcasting history!
	June 20, 2007 - Bedlam & Clippery \| ~65 min We're as disorganized as ever, and distort the recording with our loud buffoonery! Phil has a cough! Chris loves Scizor! Derek bought sushi! All this and more in June's edition of the Cancast.
	May 21, 2007 - Feel-good Sing-a-long \| ~85 min After several false starts, it's finally here! We actually recorded a number 10 long ago, but because of technical problems, we had to re-do it, so here it is! You get singing, banter, a little rapping, Can updates, and of course, a hot fresh batch of Can e-mails! Ignore what we say about filming this podcast. That didn't pan out.
	April 16, 2007 - Apostrophetic Depression \| ~83 min Horrible recording quality! You'll get used to it! Just amp it up! Power Rangers! TMNT! We fire a shell full of Can updates! Chris is back! Derek secretly loves accordions! Tons of Can E-Mails! Where were you when your e-mail was answered?!
	April 1, 2007 - Foolio \| ~2 min. Another short podcast! This one simply failed to make even two minutes because of some unforeseen issues. Can e-mails will be answered in the next 'cast!
	March 16, 2007 - Defenestration for Dummies \| ~72 min Derek is back! 300 is the best movie ever made! (Spoilers!) Musical musings (Phil would like to correct his error...there is in fact an Eb minor key)! Fresh Prince and the G-factor! Fan mail! Phil eats cookies and Derek secretly loves Avril Lavigne! Oh yeah, and many Can of Nothing updates!
	February 27, 2007 - We Makey Big Boo-Boo \| ~2 min A short podcast! Phil is all alone! Where could Derek be buried?! He discusses the CoN crew's ineptness with recording! Hype for next month's podcast! Jellybob!
	January 21, 2007 - Bak 2 Bazics, hunny \| ~52 min. Phil and Derek discuss the release of Batman, other things in the works, entertain thoughts of non-comedy projects, and wander off into the usual random banter.
	December 18, 2006 - Whispers \| ~70 min Christmas edition podcast! Chris returns for vengeance and brings Jude as a hostage! Artur ghosts around in the background while Derek and Phil desperately try to create some sense amongst the chaos! Jude let's us touch his Wii!
	November 11, 2006 - Memories of Green \| ~55 min Another podcast so soon?! Featuring special guest...Richard! No, Jonathan! No, Danny! James? Mario? Luigi? Samus? Link? More talk about the Batman series! Death metal! Guitar Hero! Interruptions! Marzipan!
	October 27, 2006 - What the uhhh...? \| ~55 min We lied! There's now more than one podcast! Phil and Derek ramble some more about upcoming projects, as well as in depth discussions about Full House and the nature of sitcom endings, and Mega64 promotion! Mega64.com!
	Jan 13, 2006 - Whatcha up to? \| ~22 min The first and possibly only podcast! Phil and Derek ramble on about upcoming projects that are mostly not upcoming anymore.