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These are complete or incomplete scripts that were not produced for one reason or another
|Philm Crew - written by Derek, 2010 - PDF
Get a scary glimpse of our filming process!
|Match-up - written by Derek, June 2007 - PDF
Domestic violence is fun.
Subchristmas - written by Derek, December 2005 - PDF
The Basement -- written by Alex Pomorski, July 2005 -- PDF (profanity!)
Alex's epic sci-fi/thriller/horror/action series was slated to star most of the Can of Nothing regulars (at the time) as characters caught in a strange basement after dying. A mysterious monitor speaks to them and sends them out on strange hunts with light sabers. Warning: this is non-comedy, mostly. And part five is like a physics lesson.
Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five
Star Wars Apprentice -- written by Danny Santos -- PDF
Back in our Star Wars fan filming days, our friend Danny Santos decided to write us a script mixing Star Wars and The Apprentice. We just weren't in the mood for Star Wars anymore.
Bad Day For The Batman -- written by Phil, January 2005 -- PDF
The script that started off the first episode of our Batman series! It's the opening scene of the episode, but with some omitted/changed lines, and it's incomplete. We just built off this script.
Cell Phone Haters Anonymous -- written by Phil, October 2006 -- PDF
Just poking fun at a couple of silly reasons for people saying that cell phones are useful. Talked about it for so long but eventually abandoned it for larger projects.