20 Word Reviews

Reviews in 20 Words or Less
By Chris Almeda

If you can read them all in 20 seconds or less, you win a prize!

Beyond our Ken (Hong Kong)
Tao Hong is Hot and Ceccila Cheung acts awesomely.... Mmmm, Tao Hong.

My Sassy girl (Korea)
Romantic fluff

Azumi (Japan)
A "B" action movie.... Aya Ueto is cute ^_^

2046 (Hong Kong)
A confusing porn

Throwdown (Hong Kong)
A confusing Judo movie

Taegukgi (Korea)
It's SPR mixed with TRL but set in Korea... Great Movie!

The Duel (Hong Kong)
Nothing else matters except for The Duel, which is awesome

Full-Time Killer (Hong Kong)
Commercial Fun Fun Fun.... AND the debut of Cherrie Yeung ^_^

Love Battlefiled (Hong Kong)
BEST ENDING EVER!!!

Casshern (Japan)
Really gives the finger to Hollywood and says we can make high budget movies.... other then that it's a sleeper.

Ping Pong (Japan)
Underrated Fun! Fun! Fun! WWWOOOO!

House of Flying Daggers (China)
Head-butt = OWNAGE.... Thumbs in the middle really

Hero (Hong Kong)
OVERRATED

The God of Cookery (Hong Kong)
Martial arts with Cooking. Stepehn Chow actually sounds like an actual Cook critic. It's Hilarious

Fight Back to School (Hong Kong)
Funny Movie

Battle Royale (Japan)
AWESOME... The shock factor was like... woah

Battle Royal 2: Requiem (Japan)
Treat it as a movie on its own... it's Ok, Treat it as a BR movie and it sucks

Running on Karma (Hong Kong)
Andy Lau runs around naked in a muscle suit... nuff said, really, it's awesome

The Road Home (China)
Good acting

Tokyo Raiders (Hong Kong)
Great action movie

Seoul Raiders (Hong Kong)
It's no Tokyo Raiders :(... Take away Seoul and put in another town, there would be no difference

Silver Hawk (Hong Kong)
You know BoA was suppose to be in this movie? It's a good thing she wasn't. Smart move BoA ;P

Sword in Moon (Korea)
Semi Crap, with Semi Crap action

Bichunmoo (Korea)
Utter crap with Utter crap action.. REALLY IT'S UTTER CRAP!

Hard Boiled (Hong Kong)
It's Like, Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! And then BOOOM!

Protoge a la Black Rose (Hong Kong)
Anything with both Twins sucks ass :E

Once upon a Time in China (Hong Kong)
SWEET JESUS JET LI OWNS!

Six Strong Guys (Hong Kong)
Hot girls with not so hot Guys

Men Suddenly in Black (Hong Kong)
A different kind of movie that is simply Hilarious!

One Night in Mongcok (Hong Kong)
To Quote a friend "It's ggggoooooddd"

Zatoichi 2003 (Japan)
More of a comedy then an action flick... the ending is sssoooo odd that it's hilarious, fun times all around :D

Brother (Japan)
Utterly unique, Japanese Ganstas + Black Gangstas... Omar Epps and Takeshi Kitano are great.

House of Fury (Hong Kong)
A "B" action flick, it's FAR better then Azumi