Teishijikan's Interview

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Vegetto876: Hello.
Teishijikan: Yes?
Teishijikan: You wish to disturb Teishijikan?
Vegetto876: Damn straight I do
Teishijikan: Muahahahaha!
Teishijikan: I like you.
Vegetto876: Thank you.
Vegetto876: Would you like to be interviewed by the Can of Nothing?
Teishijikan: Would I?
Teishijikan: Yes.
Vegetto876: Kay-o.
Teishijikan: Bwah.
Vegetto876: Have you ever heard of the Can of Nothing?
Teishijikan: Indeed I have.
Vegetto876: What do you think of it
Teishijikan: It's mildly sweet, but with a twist of lemon
Vegetto876: Of course.
Teishijikan: As well as funny.
Teishijikan: Bwah!
Vegetto876: What's better, Sony or Nintendo?
Teishijikan: BWAH!!!!!
Teishijikan: Nintendo.
Teishijikan: Easy.
Vegetto876: Excellent answer.
Vegetto876: Sega or Sony?
Teishijikan: Sega.
Vegetto876: You're a smart one.
Teishijikan: Teishijikan likes his Non-Sony gaming.
Vegetto876: So you do. Now.. What's better, giant pink elephants, or evil-red monkeys.
Teishijikan: A hybrid of the two would prove a fine animal.
Teishijikan: But I must answer Evil-Red Monkeys.
Vegetto876: I see..
Teishijikan: Bwahahaha
Vegetto876: The giant pink elephants could kick the monkey's asses.
Teishijikan: The monkey's have heat vision
Teishijikan: and super-monkey strength!
Vegetto876: No they don't
Teishijikan: LIAR!
Vegetto876: You've never met the evil red monkeys,
Vegetto876: .*
Vegetto876: There's one sitting right beside me
Teishijikan: They're in my basement.
Teishijikan: ...
Vegetto876: No, they live with me.
Teishijikan: Shut up.
Vegetto876: Pfft.
Teishijikan: Let's get on with the interview
Vegetto876: X-Box or Sony
Teishijikan: I would have to say...
Teishijikan: Sony.
Vegetto876: They're both equally evil, but I guess I would agree also.
Vegetto876: Square Soft, or Capcom.
Teishijikan: BWAH!
Teishijikan: Capcom of COURSE.
Vegetto876: ?!?!
Vegetto876: Square Soft owns man.
Vegetto876: Whatever
Teishijikan: I enjoy my fighting games over RPG's
Teishijikan: Sorry.
Vegetto876: square owns you
Teishijikan: Shh...
Teishijikan: Let us continue
Vegetto876: Would would win, Mario or Kirby
Teishijikan: Bwah!
Teishijikan: Kirby would.
Vegetto876: ..
Vegetto876: What about Luigi and Mario?
Teishijikan: He would suck up the fat plumber
Teishijikan: Luigi.
Teishijikan: He's taller.
Vegetto876: *shrug*
Vegetto876: Donkey Kong, or Marth?
Teishijikan: They both have the same reach...
Teishijikan: But Marth is much faster.
Teishijikan: I have to say Donkey Kong.
Teishijikan: For he is a chimpanzee
Vegetto876: Hahaha... Fool..
Teishijikan: And Chimps are funny.
Vegetto876: Maybe so
Vegetto876: But not as funny as baboons.
Teishijikan: INFIDELS!
Vegetto876: BABOONS!
Teishijikan: Shut up.
Vegetto876: What's better, Snickers, or mars bar
Teishijikan: Both suck equally.
Vegetto876: Ok...
Teishijikan: Give me my Milky Way.
Vegetto876: Hahaha
Vegetto876: Would would win, Magus or Crono?
Teishijikan: They would fight until both died from exhaustion.
Vegetto876: Who would win*
Teishijikan: They are too evenly matched.
Vegetto876: If you had to pick one, who would it be?
Teishijikan: Magus.
Teishijikan: He has a scythe
Vegetto876: You've made the right choice.
Teishijikan: And scythes are good.
Teishijikan: Ok, ok...
Teishijikan: More questions!
Vegetto876: If you had to eat one of the two, what would it be: Deep fried road kill strips, or raw skunk slices with a wonderful, tangy, smelly skunk spray sauce?
Teishijikan: Deep fried road kill strips.
Teishijikan: Greasy is better.
Vegetto876: Ok
Vegetto876: Do you have a strange fetish for baboons, chimps, and other monkeys?
Teishijikan: No.
Vegetto876: Great.
Teishijikan: Indeed.
Vegetto876: If you had a big hammer and a shotgun, what would be the first thing you'd destroy?
Teishijikan: Steve Jobs.
Vegetto876: What would be the second thing?
Teishijikan: ...
Teishijikan: Hmm...
Teishijikan: Lars Ulrich
Vegetto876: Ok
Vegetto876: Mountain Dew or Coke?
Teishijikan: Coke.
Vegetto876: Mountain Dew or Pepsi?
Teishijikan: Coke.
Teishijikan: Mountain Dew = Pepsi
Vegetto876: That wasn't an option.
Vegetto876: Ok
Vegetto876: What ever you say
Teishijikan: They are equally as bad.
Vegetto876: Mountain Dew Code Red or Coke?
Teishijikan: Pepsi DOES make Mountain Dew
Teishijikan: Coke.
Vegetto876: Coke or Pepsi
Teishijikan: Coke!
Vegetto876: Ok..
Teishijikan: Now...
Vegetto876: Do you hate that little girl who sings the Pepsi song?
Teishijikan: Coke is my favorite POP
Teishijikan: Yes.
Vegetto876: I figured that
Teishijikan: BUT...
Teishijikan: It's not my favorite drink.
Vegetto876: And what is?
Teishijikan: Gatorade.
Vegetto876: Interesting.
Teishijikan: I almost never drink Coke.
Vegetto876: Gatorade, or Powerade?
Teishijikan: Gatorade.
Teishijikan: Hah!
Vegetto876: Well, that would conclude the interview.
Teishijikan: Excellent.
Vegetto876: How ever, RPGs own you.
Vegetto876: Remember that.
Teishijikan: Hah.
Teishijikan: NEVER!
Vegetto876: YES!
Teishijikan: Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 > Final Fantasy 10
Vegetto876: I MEAN, RPGs OWN YOU
Vegetto876: No way
Teishijikan: Hah.
Teishijikan: HAHAHA
Vegetto876: Marvel vs. Capcom is a piece of crap compared to FF7, or FF9. RPGs are insanely ownish.
Teishijikan: RPG's used to be cool.
Teishijikan: now they are severely poser.
Vegetto876: Before I leave, I have one last thing to say...
Teishijikan: And I agree
Vegetto876: I AM PIZZA!!!
Teishijikan: Marvel Vs. Capcom < Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
Teishijikan: I AM PEPPERONI?!
Teishijikan: WHAT?!
Teishijikan: WHO?!
Vegetto876: NEVAH!!
Teishijikan: WHERE?!
Teishijikan: AHHHHHHH!
Vegetto876: DIE!!
Teishijikan: *runs*
Vegetto876: *Runs after him*
Teishijikan: *disappears*