The Can of Nothing Podcasts

	These monthly monsters are chock-full of geekiness, bizarre tangents, and updates on our various projects. Wanna be a part of it? Of course you do! E-mail us a question about the site, or just life in general, and we will probably answer in the next podcast! You can subscribe to the Can of Nothing podcast at this link!
	December 24, 2008 - Welcome to the War Zone \| ~120 min. Video podcast also available: Stream \| Download This month we pay our respects to the sleeper hit of the season, Punisher War Zone! Also watch us bounce to some mad beats, sing praises to Smosh, enjoy some birthmonth cake, list our top stuff of the year, and sing Christmas carols! But THAT'S ALL. See you next year!
	Nov. 30, 2008 - Barelyontimecast \| ~110 min WHOA HA! Here we are at the eleventh hour of the eleventh month, rushing to deliver our Quantums and Solaces, facetious racism, celebration of people and accounts being born, and OTHER last-minute topics of JOY.
	Oct. 20, 2008 - CAST-LA HEAD CAST-LA \| ~103 min Hooray Arthurnomics! Hooray other Can things! We are hyperactive and boisterous like disco bar-flies in this 'cast, singing, beatboxing, clipping and referencing Dragon Ball Z for your delight/disdain. Long intro song? That just means more sweetness to CHA-LA HEADbang to. Or skip over. Hey, don't do that.
	September 26, 2008 - Nine Inch Nail Clippings \| ~75 min. The Can crew reflects on the magical Fan Expo! The Can crew enjoys more boy-band delights! The Can crew laments the lack of e-mails! E-mail us. We are sad and lonely.
	August 25, 2008 - Close Encounters \| ~56 min. Special video podcast! Happy birthmonth! In this podcast we visit Fan Expo! It's our usual podcast stuff, but in interesting locations. Special guests Megan, Shawn (Sean?), Mega64, Victor Lucas, Donna Mei-Ling Park, Johnny Yong Bosch, Johnny Yong Bosch's "Bleach" co-star, and Jude Pinto join us for the fun! Darkness is coming and his name is SYLAR. So come along and experience Fan Expo 2008 with us!
	July 22, 2008 - The Darkborghini Knight \| ~74 min. YES! The Dark Knight was AWESOME! YES! But we also saw Wall-E! YES! And Hellboy 2! ...OKAY/BAD! Movie talk bonanza is the main course this month!
	June 18, 2008 - One Too Many \| ~89 min. *VIDEO PODCAST ONLY! Watch here: PART 1 & PART 2.* Special summertime/Derek's birthmonth/world travels extravaganza podcast! But don't worry, it's not as exciting as it sounds. In this podcast Chris has dreadlocks, we have some jam sessions, talk about Indiana Jones and The Hulk, practice miming, interact with parental figures, and eat cake! Special guest star no one featuring Phil co-starring Chris presented by Derek.
	May 12, 2008 - Hisssss VRRROOOOOOM \| ~73 min. In this podcast we get you pumped for war against the Huns! It's a big task, so we'll need Jude to help us out as well. While waiting for training, we talk about Power Rangers, Monte Crisco, Iron Man, and give you some updates on upcoming projects...assuming we return from war! Watch out for that loud and thunderous e-mail! Sorry about the first half of the podcast...
	April 23, 2008 - Happy Father's Day \| ~67 min. It's a lonely podcast this month with only one e-mail...but we find the strength to carry on! Where's Subcultured 6? Why haven't we done anything significant in such a long time? Because we're too busy watching Hong Kong kung foooey movies, talking politics, Friends, and oh man we still play Rock Band that game's so old! "I KNOW!"
	March 28, 2008 - Seriously, what the uhhh...? \| ~70 min. In this podcast we anticipate the Gamecube's release, play a new game called Make Phil Squirt Water Out of His Nose and oh man I have no idea what was going on in this podcast! Interruptions, topic changing, Jude's birthday, the return of loud buffoonery and a whirlwind of fun! Nah, just skip this one.
	February 15, 2008 - Shut Up! Decisive Word Battle! \| ~78 min. This month we decided that Chris will be the crazy one! Strange stuff happens when Jude is around. We discuss the two most anticipated movies in movie history, drool over fried rice, dream about TV shows starring Billy Ray Cyrus and Chinese people, and complain about e-mails! You won't want to miss this one until it's over!
	January 18, 2008 - Thank You, We Are Creamy With Jude (VIDEO PODCAST also available!) \| ~135 min. It's a brand new year, and we start the podcasts off with a band! No, that's not a typo! Just listen and see! Listen and see?! YEAH! Video podcast! Now you can not only listen, but also watch us talk about Rock Band, Professor X, Queen Latifah and more! And watch Phil lick his fingers many times! Video podcast is in two parts: here and here. But we ran out of tape, so it's missing the last few minutes. Check out the audio podcast for the end! What an adventure!
	December 23, 2007 - "Sadcast" featuring Jude Pinto and the Censorship Brigade \| ~69 min. Merry Holidays! But oh no! Our year-end search for Rock Band was fruitless. Sadness. But oh boy! Jude is our guest co-host once more, this time by telephone. Please excuse the amount of censorship bleeps, as last names, phone numbers, and a pinch of profanity were being blurted out in all sad directions.
	November 22, 2007 - Love Letters \| ~100 min. One hundred minutes? One hundred minutes! The longest podcast yet is jam-jam-packed with... we don't even really know, but there's some Can updates in there, a new contest, e-mails, bathtubs, and exotic yearning.
	October 26, 2007 - Repetition and Regrets + video highlights \| ~85 min. What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home? That's what we try to answer in this month's "Halloween edition" podcast! It's also the one year anniversary of doing the podcast every month! To celebrate, we video taped some of the action! You can download it here: GEKI WAZA!
	September 17, 2007 - With Thing On Head \| ~83 min. Get ready for the magic! The charisma! The return of muscle mans! Kewl! Radio dramas! The birth of a mini series starring Phil! Can of Nothing store hype! We're tired of answering e-mails about Guitar Hero 3!
	August 19, 2007 - Theme Song \| ~92 min. Happy birthmonth! Hello Jude! In this podcast we celebrate Black History Month a little early with discussions about Power Rangers and Chocolate Rain, talk about summer movies, recent releases, and some other stuff we can't remember because this one is so long!
	July 27, 2007 - Throatmania \| ~79 min. Two partial podcasts in one! You'll only understand if you listen! We discuss Phil's street racing problem, Chris enjoys a plethora of classic video games, Derek is officially a forest conservationist, and we tap into the power of The Flash to help us blaze through the e-mails! This is a landmark in podcasting history!
	June 20, 2007 - Bedlam & Clippery \| ~65 min. We're as disorganized as ever, and distort the recording with our loud buffoonery! Phil has a cough! Chris loves Scizor! Derek bought sushi! All this and more in June's edition of the Cancast.
	May 21, 2007 - Feel-good Sing-a-long \| ~85 min. After several false starts, it's finally here! We actually recorded a number 10 long ago, but because of technical problems, we had to re-do it, so here it is! You get singing, banter, a little rapping, Can updates, and of course, a hot fresh batch of Can e-mails! Ignore what we say about filming this podcast. That didn't pan out.
	April 16, 2007 - Apostrophetic Depression \| ~83 min. Horrible recording quality! You'll get used to it! Just amp it up! Power Rangers! TMNT! We fire a shell full of Can updates! Chris is back! Derek secretly loves accordions! Tons of Can E-Mails! Where were you when your e-mail was answered?!
	April 1, 2007 - Foolio \| ~2 min. Another short podcast! This one simply failed to make even two minutes because of some unforeseen issues. Can e-mails will be answered in the next 'cast!
	March 16, 2007 - Defenestration for Dummies \| ~72 min. Derek is back! 300 is the best movie ever made! (Spoilers!) Musical musings (Phil would like to correct his error...there is in fact an Eb minor key)! Fresh Prince and the G-factor! Fan mail! Phil eats cookies and Derek secretly loves Avril Lavigne! Oh yeah, and many Can of Nothing updates!
	February 27, 2007 - We Makey Big Boo-Boo \| ~2 min. A short podcast! Phil is all alone! Where could Derek be buried?! He discusses the CoN crew's ineptness with recording! Hype for next month's podcast! Jellybob!
	January 21, 2007 - Bak 2 Bazics, hunny \| ~52 min. Phil and Derek discuss the release of Batman, other things in the works, entertain thoughts of non-comedy projects, and wander off into the usual random banter.
	December 18, 2006 - Whispers \| ~70 min. Christmas edition podcast! Chris returns for vengeance and brings Jude as a hostage! Artur ghosts around in the background while Derek and Phil desperately try to create some sense amongst the chaos! Jude let's us touch his Wii!
	November 11, 2006 - Memories of Green \| ~55 min. Another podcast so soon?! Featuring special guest...Richard! No, Jonathan! No, Danny! James? Mario? Luigi? Samus? Link? More talk about the Batman series! Death metal! Guitar Hero! Interruptions! Marzipan!
	October 27, 2006 - What the uhhh...? \| ~55 min. We lied! There's now more than one podcast! Phil and Derek ramble some more about upcoming projects, as well as in depth discussions about Full House and the nature of sitcom endings, and Mega64 promotion! Mega64.com!
	Jan 13, 2006 - Whatcha up to? \| ~22 min. The first and possibly only podcast! Phil and Derek ramble on about upcoming projects that are mostly not upcoming anymore.

	These monthly monsters are chock-full of geekiness, bizarre tangents, and updates on our various projects. Wanna be a part of it? Of course you do! E-mail us a question about the site, or just life in general, and we will probably answer in the next podcast! You can subscribe to the Can of Nothing podcast at this link!
	December 24, 2008 - Welcome to the War Zone \| ~120 min. Video podcast also available: Stream \| Download This month we pay our respects to the sleeper hit of the season, Punisher War Zone! Also watch us bounce to some mad beats, sing praises to Smosh, enjoy some birthmonth cake, list our top stuff of the year, and sing Christmas carols! But THAT'S ALL. See you next year!
	Nov. 30, 2008 - Barelyontimecast \| ~110 min WHOA HA! Here we are at the eleventh hour of the eleventh month, rushing to deliver our Quantums and Solaces, facetious racism, celebration of people and accounts being born, and OTHER last-minute topics of JOY.
	Oct. 20, 2008 - CAST-LA HEAD CAST-LA \| ~103 min Hooray Arthurnomics! Hooray other Can things! We are hyperactive and boisterous like disco bar-flies in this 'cast, singing, beatboxing, clipping and referencing Dragon Ball Z for your delight/disdain. Long intro song? That just means more sweetness to CHA-LA HEADbang to. Or skip over. Hey, don't do that.
	September 26, 2008 - Nine Inch Nail Clippings \| ~75 min. The Can crew reflects on the magical Fan Expo! The Can crew enjoys more boy-band delights! The Can crew laments the lack of e-mails! E-mail us. We are sad and lonely.
	August 25, 2008 - Close Encounters \| ~56 min. Special video podcast! Happy birthmonth! In this podcast we visit Fan Expo! It's our usual podcast stuff, but in interesting locations. Special guests Megan, Shawn (Sean?), Mega64, Victor Lucas, Donna Mei-Ling Park, Johnny Yong Bosch, Johnny Yong Bosch's "Bleach" co-star, and Jude Pinto join us for the fun! Darkness is coming and his name is SYLAR. So come along and experience Fan Expo 2008 with us!
	July 22, 2008 - The Darkborghini Knight \| ~74 min. YES! The Dark Knight was AWESOME! YES! But we also saw Wall-E! YES! And Hellboy 2! ...OKAY/BAD! Movie talk bonanza is the main course this month!
	June 18, 2008 - One Too Many \| ~89 min. *VIDEO PODCAST ONLY! Watch here: PART 1 & PART 2.* Special summertime/Derek's birthmonth/world travels extravaganza podcast! But don't worry, it's not as exciting as it sounds. In this podcast Chris has dreadlocks, we have some jam sessions, talk about Indiana Jones and The Hulk, practice miming, interact with parental figures, and eat cake! Special guest star no one featuring Phil co-starring Chris presented by Derek.
	May 12, 2008 - Hisssss VRRROOOOOOM \| ~73 min. In this podcast we get you pumped for war against the Huns! It's a big task, so we'll need Jude to help us out as well. While waiting for training, we talk about Power Rangers, Monte Crisco, Iron Man, and give you some updates on upcoming projects...assuming we return from war! Watch out for that loud and thunderous e-mail! Sorry about the first half of the podcast...
	April 23, 2008 - Happy Father's Day \| ~67 min. It's a lonely podcast this month with only one e-mail...but we find the strength to carry on! Where's Subcultured 6? Why haven't we done anything significant in such a long time? Because we're too busy watching Hong Kong kung foooey movies, talking politics, Friends, and oh man we still play Rock Band that game's so old! "I KNOW!"
	March 28, 2008 - Seriously, what the uhhh...? \| ~70 min. In this podcast we anticipate the Gamecube's release, play a new game called Make Phil Squirt Water Out of His Nose and oh man I have no idea what was going on in this podcast! Interruptions, topic changing, Jude's birthday, the return of loud buffoonery and a whirlwind of fun! Nah, just skip this one.
	February 15, 2008 - Shut Up! Decisive Word Battle! \| ~78 min. This month we decided that Chris will be the crazy one! Strange stuff happens when Jude is around. We discuss the two most anticipated movies in movie history, drool over fried rice, dream about TV shows starring Billy Ray Cyrus and Chinese people, and complain about e-mails! You won't want to miss this one until it's over!
	January 18, 2008 - Thank You, We Are Creamy With Jude (VIDEO PODCAST also available!) \| ~135 min. It's a brand new year, and we start the podcasts off with a band! No, that's not a typo! Just listen and see! Listen and see?! YEAH! Video podcast! Now you can not only listen, but also watch us talk about Rock Band, Professor X, Queen Latifah and more! And watch Phil lick his fingers many times! Video podcast is in two parts: here and here. But we ran out of tape, so it's missing the last few minutes. Check out the audio podcast for the end! What an adventure!
	December 23, 2007 - "Sadcast" featuring Jude Pinto and the Censorship Brigade \| ~69 min. Merry Holidays! But oh no! Our year-end search for Rock Band was fruitless. Sadness. But oh boy! Jude is our guest co-host once more, this time by telephone. Please excuse the amount of censorship bleeps, as last names, phone numbers, and a pinch of profanity were being blurted out in all sad directions.
	November 22, 2007 - Love Letters \| ~100 min. One hundred minutes? One hundred minutes! The longest podcast yet is jam-jam-packed with... we don't even really know, but there's some Can updates in there, a new contest, e-mails, bathtubs, and exotic yearning.
	October 26, 2007 - Repetition and Regrets + video highlights \| ~85 min. What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home? That's what we try to answer in this month's "Halloween edition" podcast! It's also the one year anniversary of doing the podcast every month! To celebrate, we video taped some of the action! You can download it here: GEKI WAZA!
	September 17, 2007 - With Thing On Head \| ~83 min. Get ready for the magic! The charisma! The return of muscle mans! Kewl! Radio dramas! The birth of a mini series starring Phil! Can of Nothing store hype! We're tired of answering e-mails about Guitar Hero 3!
	August 19, 2007 - Theme Song \| ~92 min. Happy birthmonth! Hello Jude! In this podcast we celebrate Black History Month a little early with discussions about Power Rangers and Chocolate Rain, talk about summer movies, recent releases, and some other stuff we can't remember because this one is so long!
	July 27, 2007 - Throatmania \| ~79 min. Two partial podcasts in one! You'll only understand if you listen! We discuss Phil's street racing problem, Chris enjoys a plethora of classic video games, Derek is officially a forest conservationist, and we tap into the power of The Flash to help us blaze through the e-mails! This is a landmark in podcasting history!
	June 20, 2007 - Bedlam & Clippery \| ~65 min. We're as disorganized as ever, and distort the recording with our loud buffoonery! Phil has a cough! Chris loves Scizor! Derek bought sushi! All this and more in June's edition of the Cancast.
	May 21, 2007 - Feel-good Sing-a-long \| ~85 min. After several false starts, it's finally here! We actually recorded a number 10 long ago, but because of technical problems, we had to re-do it, so here it is! You get singing, banter, a little rapping, Can updates, and of course, a hot fresh batch of Can e-mails! Ignore what we say about filming this podcast. That didn't pan out.
	April 16, 2007 - Apostrophetic Depression \| ~83 min. Horrible recording quality! You'll get used to it! Just amp it up! Power Rangers! TMNT! We fire a shell full of Can updates! Chris is back! Derek secretly loves accordions! Tons of Can E-Mails! Where were you when your e-mail was answered?!
	April 1, 2007 - Foolio \| ~2 min. Another short podcast! This one simply failed to make even two minutes because of some unforeseen issues. Can e-mails will be answered in the next 'cast!
	March 16, 2007 - Defenestration for Dummies \| ~72 min. Derek is back! 300 is the best movie ever made! (Spoilers!) Musical musings (Phil would like to correct his error...there is in fact an Eb minor key)! Fresh Prince and the G-factor! Fan mail! Phil eats cookies and Derek secretly loves Avril Lavigne! Oh yeah, and many Can of Nothing updates!
	February 27, 2007 - We Makey Big Boo-Boo \| ~2 min. A short podcast! Phil is all alone! Where could Derek be buried?! He discusses the CoN crew's ineptness with recording! Hype for next month's podcast! Jellybob!
	January 21, 2007 - Bak 2 Bazics, hunny \| ~52 min. Phil and Derek discuss the release of Batman, other things in the works, entertain thoughts of non-comedy projects, and wander off into the usual random banter.
	December 18, 2006 - Whispers \| ~70 min. Christmas edition podcast! Chris returns for vengeance and brings Jude as a hostage! Artur ghosts around in the background while Derek and Phil desperately try to create some sense amongst the chaos! Jude let's us touch his Wii!
	November 11, 2006 - Memories of Green \| ~55 min. Another podcast so soon?! Featuring special guest...Richard! No, Jonathan! No, Danny! James? Mario? Luigi? Samus? Link? More talk about the Batman series! Death metal! Guitar Hero! Interruptions! Marzipan!
	October 27, 2006 - What the uhhh...? \| ~55 min. We lied! There's now more than one podcast! Phil and Derek ramble some more about upcoming projects, as well as in depth discussions about Full House and the nature of sitcom endings, and Mega64 promotion! Mega64.com!
	Jan 13, 2006 - Whatcha up to? \| ~22 min. The first and possibly only podcast! Phil and Derek ramble on about upcoming projects that are mostly not upcoming anymore.