Interview with Power Gandhi

Not sure why this interview happened, but it just did. So here you go, the long-awaited interview with Power Gandhi.
Walking out in a force ten gale = Derek
Power Gandhi = Phil

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walking out in a force ten gale: Gandhi how will you save India?

Power Gandhi: I will bring them fireworks and they will be happy.

WOIAFTG: What do you think about people exchanging eyes?

PG: An eye for an eye means everyone will always have at least one eye. All will be good.

WOIAFTG: What do you feel about American reporters who call you "Mahatty Gandy"?

PG: I will take their eyes.

WOIAFTG: One eye, or both eyes ?

PG: One, otherwise I'd have to change my quote.

WOIAFTG: How do you feel about the big decision of who's going to play you in Gandhi 2 : Judgement Day - 50 cent or Michael Moore?

PG: I like 50 cent because he's closer to my skin colour than Michael Moore, and he's been shot, like me. But Michael Moore has a beard. A BEARD!

WOIAFTG: But how do you feel about 50 cent's exposed promise to get Sean Paul to do the soundtrack of the movie?

PG: Well, did he say Sean Paul was going to do his pseudo-reggae, or is he going to conduct a 50 piece orchestra?

WOIAFTG: He is planning to fuse both together.

PG: Nooo! Like Puff Daddy featuring Jimmy Page in Come With Me! NOooo! Gandhi is mad.

WOIAFTG: Come with me was a classic! Sean Paul will emulate its amazingness perfectly.

PG: I do not like this idea. Now I want Michael Moore to play me for sure.

WOIAFTG: How do you feel about Michael Moore's exposed promise to turn the movie into "Bowling for Columbine: Again"?

PG: Gandhi does not know how to bowl. 

WOIAFTG: Excellent. Because...I am Michael Moore! HEHEHhbehbheb hbehebeheheeHEEHEH!

PG: Peter Jackson?!

WOIAFTG: No! Michael Moore! We're two completely different people!