Mighty Morphine Power Guys
Majin Vejita(Black ranger)
MagusXXIII(Green ranger)
Ussjdan (Pink ranger)
David Hasslehoff(Alpha)
Mr. T(Zordon)
Chris Rock(Enemy)
(Seinfeld music plays)
Majin Vejita: So Magus, can I call you "Mag" for short?
MagusXXIII: No.
Majin Vejita: Why? Its so fitting!
MagusXXIII: Well, because I'm not a girl! *crowd laughs*
Majin Vejita: I thought you were!*crowd ooooooss!*
MagusXXIII: You're so corny!*crowd laughs*
Suddenly their watches start blinking.
Mr. T: Hey foos stop that jibba jabba!
Majin Vejita: Huh? Oh no! What's wrong!?
Mt. T: I've spotted Chris Rock, I want you to recruit a couple of teens with attitude.
MagusXXIII: Yes! we're off!
Majin Vejita: I'm cool.
MagusXXIII: Right...
Majin Vejita: I'm going to go into my "Tron" thing
MagusXXIII: I'm going to my TV!
Both of us: Let's go!
Suddenly ussjdan appears...
Ussjdan: You forgot me! *crowd boos!*
MagusXXIII: Ahahaha!
David Hasslehoff: Ai yai yai yai yai!
Majin Vejita: Shut up, Aplha! Do you wanna be sent back to the scrap pile?!
David Hasslehoff: Actually, yes. *crying* Help me! This Command Centre is a hell hole!
Ussjdan: Why did I decide to join this team?
MagusXXIII: Because of the Spiffy jumpsuits!
Ussjdan: Bitchin'!
Mr. T: Hurry! No more time fo' sitcom jibba jabba!
All Rangers: Alright! IT'S MORPHINE TIME!
Majin Vejita: Drug-a-saurus! (injects his morphine)
Ussjdan: Crack-a-don! (injects his morphine)
MagusXXIII: Pot-a-saurus Rex! (injects his morphine)
All: POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GUYS!
The POwer Guys then run to the battlefield and fight some Jar Jars.
Jar Jar#1: Blu blu blu blu bla!
Jar Jar#2: Oochie! oochie oochie oochie bah!
Jar Jar#3: I'm so cool.
Majin Vejita: He stole my line! HE STOLE MY FICKIN' LINE!
Ussjdan: Quick! Get out your Power Weapons!
Majin Vejita: Power ball-point pen!
Ussjdan: Power floppy disk!
MagusXXIII: Power headphones!
All: POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GUYS!
Everyone starts dancing...
Majin Vejita: Hiya!
Jar Jar#1: Blu! (dies)
Ussjdan: Hoo-ya!
Jar Jar#2: Oochie! (dies)
MagusXXIII: Hee-haw!
Jar Jar#3: Cool! (dies with style)
Mr. T: Suckas! Watch out foo's! Chris Rock be makin' nigga jokes!
Majin Vejita: I'm so cool.
Chris Rock: Wut's up wit Enimen, huh?! He like da next Michael Jackson or sumthin?! He wuz probably black then went white! That explains his poser-ish ways! *crowd laughs insanly*
MagusXXIII: Oh no! We'll need those giant robots!
Ussjdan: Dude, I thought you were a Power Rangers fan. Don't you know that he has to "make his monster grow" first before we call on the robots?
MagusXXIII: Right...
Chris Rock: Magic wand! Make mah nigga grow! Grow, bitch! Grow!
Chris Rock gets bigger...and bigger...and bigger...and bigger...he now stands at 6'7"...
Majin Vejita: We need Morphine Zords...NOW!
David Hasslehoff: Ai yai yai yai yai! I can't get them fast enough! Curse my metal body!
Mr. T: *whips David* Faster, love slave! Faster!
Ussjdan: Alright! Assemble the Morphine Zord!
MagusXXIII: The shoulder bone connects to the, hip bone!
Majin Vejita: The neck bone connects to the, finger bone!
Ussjdan: The leg bone connects to the, neck bone!
All: And we're done! Morphine Zord power!
Mr. T: Where the hell did these kids go to school?
Majin, Magus: We had to live by the Canadian school system.
Mr. T: Well, that explains it all.
Ussjdan: I was schooled in America.
Mr. T: Aye carumba, suckas! No wonder this be a fucked up Zord!
All: Hehahehahehahehahehahehahehaheha...!!!
Chris Rock: You're dealin' with a white blood cell here!
MagusXXIII: Wrong show, mofo.
Chris Rock: Daaaaaaamn, bitch. Wut up wit yo hair?
Ussjdan: It's nice hair! I happen to like it...a lot...
Majin Vejita: I knew he was gay with Magus all along...
Chris Rock: Let's get it on!
Ussjdan: I'm not gay!
BOOM! Chris Rock hits Morphine Zord in the tummy.
Majin Vejita: Well sure you are! You and Magus!
BOOM! Chris Rock hits Morphine Zord in the leg...which is attached to the neck.
Magus: I'm not gay! Maybe Dan is...
BOOM! Chris Rock hits Morphine Zord in the ear.
Majin Vejita: Well, at least I was right about Dan being gay.
BOOM! Chris Rock hits Morphine Zord in the neck.
Ussjdan: I'm not gay!
Magus: Then why are you the Pink Ranger?!
Mr. T: I assigned you to the colour that looked best on you!
Majin Vejita: Yeah, and Dan looks good in pink, which means he's gay!
BOOM! Chris Rock hits Morphine Zord in the head.
All: WHOA! We're getting killed!
Majin Vejita: We need the power needle, now!
Power Needle flies down...it lands on top of the Morphine Zord.
Chris Rock: You lose, mutha fuckas! Damn, that's a lot of morphine...
Mr. T: Dammit, foo! I'm out $10! Why do I always bet that they'll win?! Sucka!
Chris Rock: Hand over the money, mutha fucka!
Mr. T: Bitch...
And so, the Rangers lost their very first battle. Congratulations, Saban, on making such a successful show...yeah, right.